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I enjoyed learning to drive, I was rarely ever nervous even in the more demanding situations on busy roads. When my test day came, I made myself think of it as just another lesson, and I passed first time.
I’ve always been nervous at any kind of exams, so not thinking of my driving test AS an exam, actually helped me.
The only stupid thing I did was this…………
Before moving off, I did the MSM ( mirror, signal ,maneuvre )I pressed down slightly on the gas pedal, as I eased-off pressure on the clutch, and tried to detect the ‘biting point’ when the clutch makes contact. Just before I anticipated the biting point, I placed my hand on the handbrake and thought to myself…………”Why don’t I feel anything here”?
It was then I realised I hadn’t switched on the f..king ignition. I turned to the examiner and said………..”I’m going to go through this moving-off bit again, only this time with the engine actually running“. She just laughed. She didn’t fault me for it.
I like a woman with a nice mouth, nice teeth, and a nice smile. I don’t like big-mouthed women, like Juilia Roberts, with a mouth that’s as wide as a bus-garage door. I don’t like big fish-lips pumped full of whatever the f..k they inject them with. A woman has to be a good kisser, to me, kissing is everything physical, I think it can even be more intimate than sex. You can kiss all day long, but you can’t have sex all day long, well, I can’t, I’d like to, but I can’t.
Not being tall, I like a woman about the same height, or shorter. I’m only little, and I’ve got really short arms. I can’t even get a shirt to fit me in the sleeves, so a nice petite lady suits me. I have to be able to get my arms around them, and with my short arms they have to be petite.
What I like to do is go for a walk in the woods with a woman, and then I strike up a conversation about how short my arms are. I’ll say……”Look at this! I can’t even get my arms around this tree and bring my hands to meet on the other side”. Then I say……””Go on! You try it”.
When they wrap their arms around the tree, that’s when I say to them……”I don’t want you cheating, so I’m going around the other side to actually see if your hands can reach each other”
that’s when I put the handcuffs on them.
wot she said.
Women with hairy backs.
As long as they don’t have a hairy back, they’re in with a chance. Being able to make a nice pot of soup is a plus point.
As I said before, it’s a good idea. I don’t see a problem with crumbs except when you use it on toast, and you get that problem anyway with butter in a butter dish, or just using butter in the wrapper it came in, and seeing as no-one lets that put them off buying butter in these forms, it won’t put them off buying it in token’s pritt-stick-like applicator.
You stay with that idea m8. I reckon it’s practical and novel.
A friend of mine bought a diet book and lost 10 pounds.
cos that’ what it f..king cost them
Mary, is that an exact quote? If so, give us a clue.
It has to be LONELY ARE THE BRAVE. It’s an oldie. Next time it’s screened on TV, don’t miss it.
Another is THE SWIMMER, an oldie as well.
Lastly, has to be the original KING KONG.
I couldn’t choose between them.
No, I never read her books, someone told me that all the women in her stories have really hairy backs.
