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  • #201630

    No, I mean stuff like Teddy Bear, and Return To Sender, all the young kids love those numbers.

    #201628

    Ask soulie, he DJ’s. I don’t know what kinda crowds he caters for, but he might do all ages. I’d stick with dance, chart stuff, and a bit of old stuff like ABBA and some classic Rock ‘n’ Roll with a bit of Elvis.

    #201262

    Alan, how do you know they are watching? Have you been watching them watching you?

    #201539

    It sounds like oral leprosy to me. The symptoms are bits of the inside of your mouth falling off. The worst thing you can do is drink any kind of alcohol, especially any kind of german lager because this can accelerate the condition and quicky lead to the gums disintegrating and tooth loss rapidly follows.

    The only cure is to use a mouthwash , but it must be home-made as it can’t be purchased in the UK. What you need is one litre of male donkey urine, add 2 tablespoons of sour milk, a pinch of sea-salt, put this in a blender and drink it cold. Drink this 4 times a day for one week, because if you don’t do it you will die within 2 days. You must also avoid at all costs doing the follwing things as it interferes with the treatment.

    DO NOT
    1) Suck any women’s nipples
    2) Lie at a 45 degree angle
    3) Listen to CD’s of the James Last Orchestra

    #201134

    That sounds like a good idea Token. I think I’d buy that if I saw it.

    #201257

    and messy too no doubt.

    #201253

    Tha might not be a mirror in that pic. The guy is standing at a urinal by the look of it, hardly the place for a mirror. It could be a picture on the wall, but that seems equally unlikely. I deduced that it was a mirror and the woman in the mirror is a reflection of a woman standing behind him and to the right side of him, no doubt a willie watcher.

    #201185

    Thank you Giggles.

    #201182

    No no no! There’s far too many replies to this post about a lack of replies. Even the replies are getting replies, be they my replies to other replies, or replies by others to my replies, or replies to my initial post about a lack of replies. Let it die, and sink to the bottom of the list where it belongs. These replies, counter-replies, and counter-counter replies are starting to annoy me now.

    #201127

    Congrats mary.

    What about posters who post write really long posts? I think they deserve something too, perhaps when they’ve clocked-up 5,000 words over 2 posts.

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