pepsi

Best not to rake over old ground

i think you are the Abba tribute singer Jen Number 3

:)

Forget-me-not says poor weeping will-oh my bleeding-heart !

:lol:

Oxford puddings, summer puddings and Banbury cakes ! Oh and Oxford marmalade !

Jeff Healey Band

Roadhouse…. best cover version ever ! Amazing !

It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious. 

Oscar Wilde. ( always worth a mention ….. )

:wink:

Uttoxeter ?

Never been but it begins with the letter ‘u’

:)

Moving on …….

A dog went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: “Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.”

The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: “There are only nine words here. You could send another ‘Woof’ for the same price.”

The dog replied, “But that would make no sense at all.”

:!:

WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT ISNT YOURS?

NACHO CHEESE!

Groans ! Sorry lol someone sent me this one !

:shock:

Lada is a girls name in Ukraine meaning dear one or beloved. Awww!
:D

All veils and misty
Streets of blue
Almond looks
That chill divine
Some silken moment
Goes on forever
And we’re leaving broken hearts behind

Mystify
Mystify me
Mystify
Mystify me

I need perfection
Some twisted selection
That tangles me
To keep me alive

In all that exists
None have your beauty
I see your face
I will survive
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Lou reed ~ take a walk on the wild side

Now you’re moving in high society
don’t forget I know secrets about you

Oasis

Every night, Frank would go down to the store, get a six-pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV.

One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room, then left.

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There’s a new garlic diet going around.

You don’t lose weight, but you look thinner from a distance.

:shock:

Heard about the new diet?

You can eat whatever you want, whenever you want, and as much as you want.

You don’t lose any weight, but it’s really easy to stick to.

:shock:

:lol:

rod stewart

~ a couple of his sad songs ~ worth another time listening to …. awwww !

( I couldnt find a sad songs thread but there’s bound to have been one ! )

i don’t wanna talk about it

&

the first cut is the deepest

http://youtu.be/E9pnRjLfVWc

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@Moonshadow wrote:

@JADEY wrote:

dont forget bellevue shes a right fruitloop that one but then good ole cosy has her back lol silly daft cow she shud sod off to another site we dont need someone like her in chat shes thick and a nasty cretin id call her more but then i wudnt waste my breath on such a thick 8 faced cow cosys welcome to her u soon…

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Masquerade
:D

Manic street preachers