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    1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.
    2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
    3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family… of three.
    4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
    5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don’t have e-mail addresses.
    6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your mobile phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
    7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom
    of the screen.
    8. Leaving the house without your mobile phone, which you didn’t even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
    10. You get up in the morning and go online before getting
    your coffee.
    11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
    12 You’re reading this and nodding and laughing.
    13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
    14. You are too busy to notice there was no 9 on this list.
    15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t
    a 9 on this list.
    16. You steal from peoples walls on a daily basis and no one bats an eyelid or tells you off or reports you to the police.

    #485769

    It’s always the same chrissy decor wallpaper every year Cosy !

    And its getting a little tired and faded !? :D

    Maybe we could ask joker for some ideas! Knitting patterns and recipes ! Lolololol ya idiot !
    :D

    #102625

    Seat

    #72078

    Language

    #433700

    Spline

    #278188

    pity this busy monster,manunkind,

    not. Progress is a comfortable disease:
    your victum(death and life safely beyond)

    plays with the bigness of his littleness
    -electrons deify one razorblade
    into a mountainrange;lenses extend

    unwish through curving wherewhen until unwish
    returns on its unself.
    A world of made
    is not a world of born-pity poor flesh

    and trees,poor stars and stones,but never this
    fine specimen of hypermagical

    ultraomnipotence. We doctors know

    a hopeless case if-listen:there’s a hell
    of a good universe next door;let’s go

    – e. e. cummings

    #485759

    A very merry Christmas to one and all !

    ‘Angels and archangels may have gathered there,
    Cherubim and seraphim thronged the air;
    But His mother only, in her maiden bliss,
    Worshipped the beloved with a kiss.’

    Thank you Tatler and a happy Christmas to you ! :)

    #102623

    Meat

    #72076

    Resistance

    #433699

    Saline

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