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pmsl Pats hun bet you was singing as you looked at it lol. heres a little poem for you.

A Christmas Story

‘Twas the night before Christmas–Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!

I’ve busted my ass for damn near a year,
Instead of “Thanks Santa”–what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
The elves want more money–The reindeer all fight.

Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,
They say I owe taxes–if that ain’t damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?

And the kids these days–they all are the pits
They want the impossible–Those mean little shits
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls…Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo’s–No request for them,
They want computers and robots…they think – I’m IBM!

Flying through the air…dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I’m quitting this job there’s just no enjoyment
I’ll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.

There’s no Christmas this year now you know the reason,
I found me a blonde. I’m going SOUTH for the season

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ewwwwwww I bet a member of staff was getting the blame for the mess and smell in the toilet lol. ewww the dirty sod.

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The only thing i can think of is they are either 1) attention seeker or 2) they just got a mobile and nobody to text them on it lol.

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Happy christmas everyonexxxxxx

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how do you do that hun with the piccys what programe is it? I usto have a cat but it went missing just on a year ago be first xmas without it penny her name was.

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lol@ you sharon there your added you got 1 more now lol.

Heres mine http://www.myspace.com/lindypetal

xxx

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Langy hun i love the piccy in your aviator its so cute could just cuddle it lol.xx

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I`ve got a my space as well love the place lol.

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Lol i know sharon hun about time as well as long as me photo buckets still working ill be ok now lol.xxx

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lol I cannot belive ive just looked through 310 pages lol. nice to see faces of some of the regs i havnt seen.xxxx

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