Pete

Do they hellers like unless you use the name Gazlan in which case almost every post :lol:

Woah….i just operate the hidden video cameras :shock:

keep that up and i’m taking the badge back :lol:

@GAZLAN wrote:

Its gonna be another long night good people…. I may have to postpone arrangements temporarily, just amuse yourselves for now ok….. :) :wink:

Try viagra

@GAZLAN wrote:

so you’ll ditch the track suits then

btw it’s vinegar, dont let me catch you saying i’m not trying to help your education

Wonder which one of them that mary in the library suffers from…..Dont make me laff….you couldnt catch a cold :mrgreen:

Pssst…i`l ditch the tracksuit if you tell me where you get your T shirts from…

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With pleasure…. thats Sunderland with 6 points already next season :wink: :lol:

http://www.laptopshop.co.uk/car-adapters.htm

what if it’s two adult men with two adult women not necessarily in the same room

@GAZLAN wrote:

Said who ? :roll:

the solicitors procuring the restraining orders for a start :lol:

@thin ice wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

apprehension (spelling looks wrong)

yea wait till pete sees that lol

oh dear it’s spelt right :wink:

@GAZLAN wrote:

So, lets all see what all the fuss is about…wheres the portrait???? Even the hapless pete put a pic up, mind you, i learned a few fashion tips from his pic, cant deny that… :wink:

so you’ll ditch the track suits then

btw it’s vinegar, dont let me catch you saying i’m not trying to help your education

I can’t i’ve put me hip out :shock:

I said to Doc sometimes i think i’m a wigwam and sometimes i think i’m a teepee

he said “you’re too tents” :lol:

sometimes i think i’m Mickey Mouse and sometimes i think i’m Pluto

“don’t worry” he said “it’s just Disney spells” :lol:

(sorry i’ll stop now) :?

:oops:

I’m not allowed to pee standing up

Doc says i cant lift heavy weights :lol:

your Majesty

Wonder if i could get away with it… “actually officer it’s perfectly legal” :lol:

it is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises

It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long as it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle.

It’s a term latent gay people use a lot i’m told :-