Pete

@Tatler wrote:

This one is for peggy

Recognise good quality beef…….meat should be firm to the touch..

Rsecognise good quality pork….this meat should be firm and smooth to the touch , however the older ones will have more gristle then the younger ones :)

Ok thats it .. thats defamation of character that is at the very least Mssrs Haddaway…[Read more]

Strange man lurking about outside something about a plum snipper :shock:

It’s Tatlers fault don’t blame me :?

None of them sound appetising i’ll stick to Cheese and Onion :)

Never mind my salty soggy cold plums eh :evil:

story of my life :? :lol:

@Tatler wrote:

@Pete wrote:

@Tatler wrote:

Make soft plums firm again by placing them in salted iced water

My lawyers will be contacting you :shock:

However if you have firm plumbs then the above Tip, should be ignored.
I think thats got me out the possible lawsuit pete :lol:

I’ve got soft cold salty plums now :shock:

They’re right to believe in global warming it’s just no excuse for extra taxes.
On the subject of taxes every party promises increased spending on NHS, Police, Schools etc and yet every party is going to cut taxes. It’s a clever trick, decrease income increase spending.

@Tatler wrote:

Make soft plums firm again by placing them in salted iced water

My lawyers will be contacting you :shock:

He is a legend in his own lunchtime don’t ya know

@GAZLAN wrote:

She always gives me the eye…. she thinks i dont see her coz she looks away but…..she cant pull the wool over my eyes…heheh :D

could she pull the noose over your head by any chance ?
and why has she got a glass eye :?

Couldn’t agree more but 4 out of 10 Lib Dem voters will probably vote tactically apparently.
Maybe if they didn’t we’d get some more bright ideas like the NHS which was a Liberal idea

The one constant is their promises are empty but it’ll get one party at least 5 yrs in power

with luck the girl at Tesco’s will have got that restraining order and he’s been arrested :lol:

1964: ‘Great Train Robbers’ get 300 years
Some of the longest sentences in British criminal history have been imposed on men involved in the so-called “Great Train Robbery”.
Sentences totalling 307 years were passed on 12 men who stole £2.6m in used bank notes after holding up the night mail train travelling from Glasgow to London last…[Read more]

@Tatler wrote:

Lovely pic of u both pete.

Aint me Tatler it’s my eldest last Saturday

@eve wrote:

Bah! 8)

say that in Wales and you’re fucked

She said peeps you hardly fall into that category oh monstrous chinned one O:)

@GAZLAN wrote:

did it not stop?……..bugger

Im like a train on a track pegz….non-stop….toot~toot and did she climb aboard…heheh :D

@GAZLAN wrote:

Talk about a dog with a bone….. 8) :D Such good mammories… :D

@GAZLAN wrote:

Did she make my heart beat…..yehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :D

CLEAR