Pete

That’ll do for me… can I have a throne and a small crown ?

You only wanna watch the parachuting in the hope she’s wearing a skirt

Sir Peter of JC has a nice ring to it 

Yeah tell me Laine… just tell me the right name 

Aint had a chinese burn for millennia… and i don’t mean a tower 

I know what it was supposed to be called I can see it from here.. and it’s not called spinnaker tower either… and touchy people.. really ?

Portsmouth hasn’t got a millenium tower 

6…it wants me to move ffs.. what do they think it is 2017 ?

Awww don’t cry fatty  

I don’t remember you feeling me 

Well I couldnt eat a whole one but.. (not in one go anyway)

Buy a bucket ? 

That’s just my breath.. sorry

I died years ago 

I deny it …she’s getting clever at this posting stuff

Crack on then

Does it involve surgery

my daughter rang me today she was pleased with the rabbit i bought for the baby

The daughter was pleased not the baby is the point, it has nothing to do with the baby using the rabbit

His certainly didn’t couldn’t stand it. Had a couple mins of “bloody hell” but that’s it, I certainly don’t get the grief and tears thing.. he wasn’t family I didn’t even know him, it’s an initial shock but that’s the end of it, I liked Bowie’s early stuff but i didn’t suffer grief when he died.

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Made one yrs ago NEVER to maker a new yrs resolution again… i kept that one