Pete

@Pete wrote:

@*Dawny* wrote:

knock yourselves out :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

f*ck that that hurt :shock: :?

How did you feel it when you were knocked out :lol:

@Pete wrote:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :lol:

Mr Pete why are you shocked by my sayings. Am I not right in this? Surely a woman with childs must have a man beside her or others will think bad things of her.

@Pete wrote:

OO ah just a little bit oo ah a little bit more…. wrong song yeah :? :lol:

pml yep, wrong song. :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Pete wrote:

someones busy DD :( but thanks mate :)

You`ll get a slapping. [-X :twisted: :wink:

@Pete wrote:

2 for 1 in Asda Dee you can nick twice as much :wink:

Ooooo, what a bloody good idea, smart man Pete :lol: :wink:

@Pete wrote:

@dee wrote:

I’m off…………wish I could say I was off to make someone a clit hero :lol: but alas, I’m off to Sainsburys :roll:

Cya all xx

posh eh :wink:

Nah, tis all the same when you’re shop lifting Pete :lol: :lol:

@Pete wrote:

@Griff wrote:

I always blink from the flash you see…lol

im saying nowt.. :lol: :lol:

Why not :lol: :wink:

@Pete wrote:

@dee wrote:

@Pete wrote:

@dee wrote:

This was my local beach, taken at lunchtime :lol: :lol:

and a lovely beach it is…. though the water shrinks the gonads :lol:

That’s your excuse huh :wink:

not my fault im hung like a gerbil :oops:

*googles to see what gerbils gonads look like………….ewwwwwwww* :lol:

@Pete wrote:

@dee wrote:

This was my local beach, taken at lunchtime :lol: :lol:

and a lovely beach it is…. though the water shrinks the gonads :lol:

That’s your excuse huh :wink:

@Pete wrote:

its a little technical but have you tried crying??? :?

Oooo no, I don`t do that very often :shock: ……..you think it might work tho? :-k :-k :lol: :lol:

@Pete wrote:

its a little technical but have you tried crying??? :?

:D :lol:

@Pete wrote:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Pete wrote:

Nah thats coming off Dee when i can find a nice sharp knife :twisted:

“eak, eak eak” (ok, if i was clever like pete, i would have posted a pic of norman bates)

@Pete wrote:

When you’re smilin’….keep on smilin’
The whole world smiles with you
And when you’re laughin’….keep on laughin’
The sun comes shinin’ through

But when you’re cryin’…. you bring on the rain
So stop your frownin’….be happy again
Cause when you’re smilin’….keep on smilin’
The whole world smiles with you

Oh when you’re smili…

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@Pete wrote:

we could talk about the war :lol:

I would rather not – just cos i am a squaddie an all :?

@Pete wrote:

Cheers Oss m8
I was gonna get lemon barley water too B/B i err forgot
Its slightly easier cause im drinking bloody gallons of water but still painful Kenty and ive still got the fever :(

awwwwwwwww ((((((((((PETE)))))))))))))))))

u should be tucked up in bed not out shopping…. u eating proper????

@Pete wrote:

Off to relax cause I said i would :D

:D :D good lad :wink:
Im off to go clean up my shytehole,i can put it off no longer, may be back later, have fun you lot xxxxxxx

@Pete wrote:

Donald Campbell

Oh bo llocks I think that`s what I meant. :roll: :lol: :lol:

@Pete wrote:

@GEMZ wrote:

@Pete wrote:

now i’m a huge tw at ffs i think she likes me must have seen me pic :?

yes pete i seen ur pic but i slowly changing my mind about ya lol

I aint gonna ask Gemz just let me assume the best… :lol:

ok then pete lol
hows ya?

xxx

@Pete wrote:

might be…. (acts coy)

:lol: :lol: you coy, and im a nun, sister temptie of the blessed dildo :wink: