[Pete]

here it is Sarah :D

[Pete]

I knew that :?

[Pete]

@*Dawny* wrote:

@pete wrote:

@esmeralda wrote:

I always have to watch wildlife programmes with my finger on the button ready to switch channels as soon as there’s a hint of a leopard burying its face in a zebra’s gizzards!

first remove the zebra’s gizzards and stuff the cavity with sage and onion

Sorry but that made me titter :lol:

Ingredients – Serves 4

2 tablespoons black peppercorns, cracked to a medium grind
2 tablespoons pink peppercorns, cracked to a medium grind
1 tablespoon salt
4 8oz Zebra Steaks

Red Wine-Shallot Marmalade:
2 tablespoons butter
2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil
1 tablespoon brown sugar
2 cups shallot, peeled and sliced 1/8-inch thick
2 cups red wine
1 tablespoon chopped fresh thyme
Salt and pepper

Method

Combine the ground peppercorns and salt and liberally coat the zebra steaks.
In a heavy-bottomed saucepan on medium-high heat melt the butter with the oil and sugar. Add the shallots and caramelize them for 10 minutes. Add the wine, turn down the heat to a simmer and reduce liquid to ¼ of its original amount. Remove from heat. Add thyme and season.

On a hot grill, cook the steaks to the desired doneness.
To serve, top each of the steaks with a spoonful of the shallot marmalade. The marmalade can be hot, warm or room temperature.

can e mail ya that if ya like Dawny :lol:

[Pete]

@rainbowbrite wrote:

@matty wrote:

perve

And your point? =P~

he was talking to me :lol:

[Pete]

@reason wrote:

……you weren’t at some time earlier in your life – say when you were about 70 – a man servant to a rich northern homosexual who used to bathe you in vodka to get rid of the smell of your sickly sense of humour before he went on to lay you on a bed of money while he smeared you in mushy peas…….before he had his way with you while shouting ” eeee bahhh gum what a tight bum”………

No ive never employed him :shock:

[Pete]

quack

[Pete]

@esmeralda wrote:

I always have to watch wildlife programmes with my finger on the button ready to switch channels as soon as there’s a hint of a leopard burying its face in a zebra’s gizzards!

first remove the zebra’s gizzards and stuff the cavity with sage and onion

[Pete]

In 1852, two Cape Town deaths were attributed to meerkat bites,

8 September 2007 Another 10 people presented to Gordonia hospital with animal bite exposure after a meerkat, which was kept as a pet in one of the households, bit 10 people in Wegdraai in the Siyanda district

vicious little buggers

[Pete]

now see ya gorn and reminded me of a joke
Why are there no asparin in the jungle
cause the parrots et em all

:D/ 8-[

[Pete]

@(f)politics? wrote:

awww rocketdog went into early labour and lost her pup :(

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