[Pete]

@peggy wrote:

i for one think hazelnuts are best crushed up and used along with chocolate sauce on ice cream :lol:

Thats made me sad. The local ice cream man was found dead in his van just last week. He was covered in chopped hazelnuts and chocolate sauce

Police reckon he topped himself :lol:

Laugh ya buggers

[Pete]

July 11, 2009

Officials in Stockton-on-Tees are trying everything they can think of to beat obesity, which cost local NHS trusts nearly £27 million in 2007
On the front line of Britain’s fight against obesity lies a town with a guilty secret — it has an abiding passion for pork pies.

Stockton-on-Tees eats more of them than anywhere else in the region according to suppliers, who sell off surplus pies to local butchers. Perhaps that’s one reason why the town was named as the country’s capital for childhood obesity in Department of Health figures released this week.

There is significant blip in pie eating figures near to where i live (i say near) :?

[Pete]

I’m assuming the joke wasn’t funny :shock: :lol:

[Pete]

I’m serious i will :? 8-[

[Pete]

Not exquisite then :lol:

[Pete]

Oh hell now i gotta feel bloody guilty all day :?

[Pete]

[Pete]

@kent f OBE wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

@susieq wrote:

am partial to the odd nut or two . . brazil nuts and cashews :lol:

You have exquisite (you know what I mean) tits madame! :lol:

Can someone please correct my typo fgs :lol:

[Pete]

Ok how about we sentence them to wrestle a hungry lion, or swim the Atlantic without a support boat, something like that.

[Pete]

I’m never going to another England match i’ll tell you that

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-r0foFxTbw

[Author]

Posts