[Pete]

I knew that I eat chocolate and i’m in shape…..round’s a shape

[Pete]

Simply send me all your bank details and I will forward them immediately :wink:

[Pete]

@confused wrote:

I know, if my response came out too harsh it wasn’t meant to.

He’s only a forumhost sod him :wink:

[Pete]

I think you’ll find all the Queen Mothers are dead

[Pete]

@confused wrote:

Thanks ladies,

methinks men can STFU :lol:

[Pete]

That was ok till you spoiled it with the waking up part [-X

[Pete]

drying

[Pete]

He’s forgotten his medication again :shock:

[Pete]

‘Oldest father’ bananas for baby
(UKPA) – 4 hours ago

A 74-year-old man is believed to have become Britain’s oldest father after his wife gave birth to a baby boy.

Gerry Burks, from Louth, Lincolnshire, reportedly attributed his virility to bananas and “the love of a good woman”.

His wife Dawn, 41, gave birth to baby Ryan earlier this month. The couple also have a six-year-old son called Daniel.

Mr Burks, who turns 75 on Tuesday, told The Sun: “I am very proud and I think it’s wonderful.

“People might say things about my age, but I look after myself. I’m young at heart, don’t drink or smoke now… I eat lots of bananas and always have done — sometimes a couple a day.”
Mr Burks, a former HGV driver, worked until he was 71 and has three children from a previous marriage, the newspaper said.

wrong wrong wrong and he aint too bright either by the sound of it

[Pete]

Dont let it fester, sort it out, get help if needed but don’t ignore it. There is a point beyond which it’s too late and you might find it was a mistake but now you can’t put it right.

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