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@(f)politics? wrote:
least you have conversations lol
mine would beME ..hi dear
Him.. EH
Me.. i said hi dear
Him.. oh
Me.. have a nice day ?
Him.. hmm
Me.. Well i’ve been busy i tidied the house and cooked the tea
Him.. Great
Me.. Then i jumped off a tall building
Him.. did you
Me.. Yes then i slept with your brother
Him ..uh huh
Me ..yes he was better than you
Him.. yeah
Me.. shall i put some arsenic on your dinner
Him.. yeah
Me.. are you listening to me
Him.. What did you say ?
Me.. Oh nothing
Him.. ok
:roll:HER hello
HIM hello
HER I witnessed a huge accident today
HIM (expecting gory details) what happened
HER Well i got up about 7.30 I was gonna get up at 7 but thought i’d have another half hour, anyway I had breakfast, porridge for a change cause we were out of cornflakes, got ready and went out, oh who do you think i bumped into, Mrs Johnson, their Jenny’s at university now but their Ernie still hasn’t got a job, to be honest i dont think he will he’s a lazy little sod but i didnt tell her that, anyway I’ve popped in the shop and guess what ? No American Tan tights …….. blah blah blah blah
HIM ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzHow about no protection for us and disband the police then cannabis smokers on bikes wouldnt have to worry
@kent f OBE wrote:
I met someone called Bob…….proper good looking bird he was :lol:
did he eat pizza ?
I got my degree at 40 with 5 kids trouble is no one wants you when you’re 40 but thats ok I can still say i got it so dont worry about thaqt too much, get on and do it, worry about the job nearer the end.
As for the rest of it, talk to someone, preferably someone professional@forumhostpb wrote:
@tictax wrote:
wheres will when u need him , he coped with 2 degrees
He’s probably getting the Third Degree from someone.
(There are at least two members who will get the subtle inference in that comment!)
:wink:
It is indeed
you forgot eating
but do you recognise her
