pikey

Really, it’s no bother. I’m glad you’re not being too grumpy. For a moment I feared the stress and strain might bring on one of your ‘attacks’. One of your little characters would then have had to have visited us and told us all how brave you had been and how if it wasn’t for naughty Pikey you probably would have made it but, in the end, you’d…[Read more]

@Esmeralda wrote:

I pointed out that she never provides the title or the author, I said NOTHING about her pretending the works were by herself.

No you didn’t. Quite true. I take it back. It’s just you and plagiarism are forever entwined in my appreciation. I think it’s because for months every time you pretended to write something original my…[Read more]

Ha! Held up for plagiarism and being pretentious by the Esme! Priceless. That’s like an accusation levelled at you by Bin Laden about being a bit over the top with your religion and politics.

Genius.

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

:lol: damn..are you gonna tell her, or shall i?

It hardly needs to be said, does it? I’m shocked. She wants martinis for that job.

It wasn’t the Tina chick off the cover of Edwyn Collins’s annoyingly popular tune, was it? JH Lynch painted it as well as a few similar ones:

@toybulldog wrote:

fingers weren’t busy enough in my opinion.

You’d need a lot more paper mache, scissors and pritt sticks to really capture the 3 yr old napalm victim, armless Rwandan, or weeping Iraqi mother now wouldn’t you ?

yours
Buzz Lightyear

Are you saying no doing war in model making as the media isn’t up to depicting the truly…[Read more]

Lidl’s finest mega double chip choc hyper cookies.

Then I’ll consider the point proven. I must pop the kettle on.

It is true, though. You have to admit. She is more likely to go down the ‘wee shovel’ route than spadey pebbs, as I like to call her.

I’m going to go with a yes. Yes. She’s much better than you, for example.You seem more of a ‘wee shovel’ sort of person. I think Pebble’s more likely to say ‘spade’.

No it doesn’t. It’ll go around anyway. We could easily do without a few sorts, I’d say.

Been tucking into the meat paste sandwiches?

I quite like it anyway. I’ll allow it.

I say. Willies and everything. Hallo, old scout.

From the Chattanooga Times Free Press

Do you live in a bedsit? Do they let you have a kettle?

I’d say he’s almost certainly some kind of axe murderer. I doubt you’ll even be able to have sex safely for weeks now in case you get speared from under the mattress like a teenaged summer camp in the woods sex kebab. Your only hope is to stay chaste and head for open ground, in the hope of stumbling on a friendly constable. But how do you know…[Read more]

What was that gloomy racket? What did you blush for?

You start and end your day with a shot of Jägermeister?

I suspect the recent increased use of the electromagnetic spectrum.