pikey

Nothing clever about posting other people’s poems, old girl.

Pub Quiz Champion Of the World

Well, I first knew the Dalston Rocket Monday night pub quiz
was getting out of hand
when I was in the Amazon
suspended in rainforest canopy
increasing my knowledge of tropical plant taxonomy
Swinging from tree to tree collecting flora,
I’d got into a nice rhythm in the harness,
muttering to myself
Henry VIII’s lit…[Read more]

Derby fans best in England.

As I suspected.

No. He took the drugs and the punishment was a two year ban from participating in athletics and a lifetime ban from representing his country at the games. He is the only one attempting to change rules.

I think anyone named Dwayne should be banned from everything.

Also, I think training at all should be outlawed. Under the original Corinthian ethos that spawned such things as the Olympic movement, it was certainly frowned at. There was no need to ban it formally, though, since the competitors themselves could be relied upon not to do anything so…[Read more]

Indeed, Manners, my old tim chum. I am quite literally agog.

Very drole.

Who got a PM? Who was it from?

I have sinned, dear Father. Father I have sinned
Try and help me Father
Won’t you let me in? Liar!
Nobody believes me! Liar!
Why don’t they leave me alone?
Sire, I have stolen, stolen many times
Raised my voice in anger
When I know I never should
Liar! Oh ev’rybody deceives me
Liar! Why don’t you leave me alone?

Liar! I have sailed the seas
Liar!…[Read more]

Runway is a looker – ancient and modern.

What I want to know is, who sent the messages urging people to join the boycott?

I think The Raconteurs were very chipper.

@*Sian wrote:

My son was stabbed at school last year, yes it was only with a compass but I am scared, what if the lil blighter had a knife on him, would he have stabbed him with that?

The school excluded the lil shit for just a few days and they had the community police officer in, whoopiefuckingdoo!

Get um young I say, also fine the parents!…

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I still can’t believe Scotland are better than England at tennis. It’s one of the thirteen signs of the apocalypse, you know.

And who could be bothered, Mademoiselle Gooner? I refuse to be insulted by anyone with less than a thousand posts.

I agree. I think Fastcars is an obvious gayist. No one gets that wound up about them unless they’re undercover themselves. This is the twenty-first century, though. There’s no need in this day and age for all that. He should step out into the golden light of the gayist and take pride in himself.

It is a personality flaw of mine, Runway, old girl.

Bit of an extreme response from that Kezef character, though. A very accurate description for such a new poster, as well, if I might say so. Who is it pretending not to be?

What an ugly collection of dumb animals.

The cats and dogs and that were quite nice, though.

Pesky independent courts.

Xhosan xylographers xeroxing xiphoidal xebecs.

Zyrian Zulu zygotes zoomed zanily.

Curse of the Leprechaun