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:-s Good grief. I bet the young colonial has only come back so he can crow if the upside-down Jocks win the ashes back against our understrength, side-that-would-have-obviously-won-if-everyone-was-fit, brave, gentlemanly battlers in the coming tour. A dashed cheek.

:-s What a rum bunch of louche youth. Sheer sartorial terrorism.

Quite frankly, my dear Betty, balls. Your only concern should be having a good time. If this rakish fellow seems to be aiding and abetting that end, then all well and good. I reckon at your age, the first sign of this bounder being a bit of a dampener on your joie de vivre should lead to his instant dismissal. This may be psychologically hard,…[Read more]

:lol:

:-s I didn’t ask you for your bedroom habits.

No. You’d want tip-ex™ for that.

@Nearly everyone except Emma wrote:

If you have nothing to hide then you have nothing to worry about.

8-[

:lol: Get a grip, Emma.

I’m off down the solicitors to adjust my will. What a cracking idea!

@emmalush wrote:

A homophobe, or someone that doesnt like plain flavoured crisps, or someone that doesnt like spiders, is a bigot.

@emmalush wrote:

Bigot: “a person who is prejudiced in their views and intolerant of the opinions of others.”

I am prepared, at a push, to consider that spiders might have opinions, Emma, though I am by no means…[Read more]

@sharongooner wrote:

…its not about dictionary definitions…

It clearly is about dictionary definitions. I think the whole thing hinges on whether arachnids have opinions. Emma says they do, while I’m not so sure. See, I think that an arachnid doesn’t really have an opinion on leg moving or anything else. I think it is a much simpler organism…[Read more]

:lol:

Life’s hard in the ghetto. Stay strong, man, stay strong.

:lol: I DON’T know.

This is a proper thread about the unfortunate circumstances of being the nephew of a mass murdering, deranged dictator! A condition, I’m sure, many on these boards will empathise with. Please take your frivolous talk of delicious dark ale somewhere more appropriate. :-s

:lol: Oh! Saturdays really do sound like that even when you’re not drunk and on drugs. Another of life’s mysteries cleared up. Now, in the name of science – and I think there might be a Nobel prize in it – can someone leave their phone filming and shut it inside a fridge to see if the light goes off, please?

By the way, always nice to see a…[Read more]

@emmalush wrote:

prejudice • noun 1 preconceived opinion that is not based on reason or experience. 2 unjust behaviour formed on such a basis. 3 chiefly Law harm that may result from some action or judgement.

tolerant • adjective 1 showing tolerance. 2 able to endure specified conditions or treatment.
intolerant 2 unable endure specified con…

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‘Course you do. :wink:

@Magoo wrote:

Paranoia…[etc]

Delirium…[etc]

Delusions…[etc]

Thanks to the person that PM’d them to me, saved me finding them… poor Stephen, his persecution complex will be heightened now. :lol:

:-s Sounds like you’ve your own little snidey PM system going. Either that or, of course, you’re the one with the persecution complex. Or is it…[Read more]

:D Is Ugo Lance-Corporal CamWank?

Good on you for taking the time, Mr Belfast. I reckon it’s a good perspective that we don’t often get to hear. Worth chewing over.