pikey

:lol: I shall attempt to say this in your respective languages, so you you grasp it properly.

Damner les rats de natation. Quand des pigeons mangeons-nous les framboises, les sommes-nous montees aux tailleurs pour des costumes? Non, non, non.

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Cor blimey, guv’nor! I was only puttin’ my ha’peth in, innit? Why bovver chuckin’ yer fred up if…[Read more]

I don’t like any marine mammal. I especially despise the baby ones and am therefore only too pleased to see them hunted. In fact, I think we, and fish, would be better off without any of them. Maybe we should hunt them to extinction. It would be a great laugh and the price of fish fingers would tumble dramatically.

I don’t think it is a cynical ploy. Surely past events show that there really are people out there who want to murder us en masse. As for their tactics, they’re quite willing to experiment and vary. I seem to remember something happening on the underground one summer.

A note on Iraq: The wider legality of the Iraq war is open to debate. However,…[Read more]

:lol: I need a poo but I’ll meet you there afterwards, you lucky people. Which room?

I’m sorry not to be nice, Emma, but to me your story seems to trivialise the real ethnic cleansing that goes on in this world. I would urge you to study those photos again, think about your tale of insinuations and implications, compare the two and ask yourself if you’re not being a little disingenuous.

:lol: I need more information to make a guess. How many hills is it leaving on your lawn? Also, has it displayed any behaviour that might give it away? For example, has it ever called you a wanker from across the garden or, conversely, popped in with some misdirected mail?

You were forced out of your home in Britain because of your race? Someone said, You can’t live here because you’re white. If you don’t leave we’ll kill you? Or did the neighbourhood just start getting a bit dark? Perhaps you were ethnically cleansed from a KFC in Brixton once after loudly proclaiming that, since you were the only white person in…[Read more]

This is ethnic cleansing, Emma. When did it happen to you?

I agree, my best bum-chum Owen. I’ve been watching it and it seems clear to me that Muslim culture, if there is such a thing at all, is fractious and fragmented – making it no different in that respect to any other religious meta-group. We can’t deal with them because they can’t articulate a consistent idea of what it is they want. There has to be…[Read more]

Yeah, balls. Loads of people do stuff that effects their health in the long run. Those with a taste for tobacco or drink, like me, pay extra money to the state in duty. Chubsters, like Cath there, pay extra amounts of VAT through all the choccy they consume.

I reckon health care professionals just need to give us the advice and, as Lambrini says,…[Read more]

Jarvis, my handyman at my Somerset estate, says you need to score it with a Stanley knife before you soak it, Mary. That should help the water penetrate and the paper should lift away much more easily.

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And you’re just a boil on the arse of humanity scummer. I’ve never seen such long winded replies from you as I have from your last two posts on this thread. You are trying to wriggle out of your uninformed and crass opening rhetoric. Sorry scum, won’t work. You support terrorists/illegal immigrants/commercial plane hijackers, getting…

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So what do you advocate arsehole? Any criminal that states he wants to contribute to the state and won’t ever be naughty again can be let off? Let alone they might be British and not Afghan. That country may well not be safe right now, doesn’t stop the Blair Govt. sending in British soldiers to be killed though, does it? But by your…

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@pikey wrote:

As I understand it, they were fleeing the Taliban. I wonder if we’d have had as much uproar and tried to deport folk who had hijacked a ‘plane to escape from Nazi Germany or Soviet Russia?

And the fact of the matter is now smartarse, that the Taliban no longer run Afghanistan, so what is stopping us deporting them back…

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As I understand it, they were fleeing the Taliban. I wonder if we’d have had as much uproar and tried to deport folk who had hijacked a ‘plane to escape from Nazi Germany or Soviet Russia?

How very dare you! I’ll have you know things were tough on my estate. The gamekeeper’s son was especially rough. I had to get pater to sack his father and evict the family from their cottage in the end.

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Scot = Hot, Shot, Snot, ermmm going downhill now soz :lol:

Hot Shot Hamish! One of my boyhood heroes.

It’s certainly easy to be condescending towards you, Fester. It’s because you’re a massive twat. :D

:lol: Well, the Captain causes me much mirth, Spocos.