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:lol: Was that his last post? I think Manners has been up for two days straight trying to work out how to set up a league.

Tiggy’s got the right idea but he missed the daddy…

:lol: It is unlikely. I’d always assumed you’d be an Imp, Slayer.

@Slayer wrote:

a DCFC only day

:D Marvellous.

Jimmy was just coming out of school
When the drug-dealer came
Give me some of that heroin
Some of that cocaine

Heroin, heroin and cocaine
Heroin, heroin and cocaine
Heroin, heroin and cocaine
Heroin, heroin and cocaine

Jimmy’s teacher was very annoyed
He gave Jimmy the cane
He shared his syringe with a class full of boys
Now they all want the…[Read more]

@Gentle Ben wrote:

To be honest I don’t care who is trying to make me think I have to change to “accommodate” other cultures. A good bloke/woman is a good bloke/woman in my eyes, sod the religion thing I’m not interested.

Never a wiser word spoken. Well, perhaps by me but never by any of you lot.

It occurs to me that there hasn’t been an occupying army of any size in the history of the world that we could point to as flawless in its conduct. The difference lies in whether evil behaviour like this is sanctioned or investigated and prosecuted. We’ve already seen British soldiers facing courts martial for their behaviour as well as Americans.…[Read more]

:D

He’s the greatest! He’s fantastic!
Wherever there is danger, he’ll be there!
He’s the ace! He’s amazing!
He’s the strongest, he’s the quickest, he’s the best!
Dangermouse!

He’s terrific! He’s magnifique!
He’s the greatest secret agent in the world!
Dangermouse: powerhouse!
He’s the fastest, he’s the bravest, he’s the best!
Dangermouse!…[Read more]

:-s Saddam prosecuted his security forces if they got out of hand?

Poor old Sid. Shine on.

Balls to that. I’d have Jim Morrison back. :D

Yeah. I’d say Argentina’s big failing was when they were out of possession. All the decent teams caused them great bother. They only really handed out a whipping to the Serbs. I’d say any of the quarter finalists save the Ukraine could have won it if they’d started sparking like the French and the Italians managed to.

Overall, I think the…[Read more]

:lol: Any ideas that aren’t based on the pride/anger engendered by the words Culloden and Bannockburn, chaps?

:-s He’s not the antichrist. That would be cool. Dave is not cool. He does need destroying, however. Join your local PPPFCUDHD now and join the tweed rebellion. Your country needs you!

:lol: Keane indeed. You poor misguided fools.

Well we all need someone to lean on
And if you want it, well you can lean on me
Well, we all need someone we can lean on
And if you want it, well you can lean on me

She said my breasts they will always be open
Baby, you can rest your weary head on me
And there will always be a space in my parking…[Read more]

@Cymorill wrote:

it seems now that all the inspiration
has fled from my soul
as i struggle to write a few lines
maybe i have run out of things to say
or maybe it is because i am devoid
of any emotion that can be expressed
there is no love inside, no hate
just a vast empty space
have i found peace at last
or have i simply grown dispassionate.

Look,…[Read more]

:-s I don’t know. Is it the pink mohicans?

:-s I’m not sure I’ve ever seen that on the menu at Claridges. Is it some sort of remoulade?

:lol: I’ll wager that’s a jaunty tune and a half.