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:D Kipper everyone from Surrey! And Sussex! They’re all the same!

:D Kipper the chatroom providers!

Kippering is too good for him! No it’s not! Kipper him!

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

It wasn’t a top-drawer performance from Brazil, but they’ve improved every game. 8)
I’m glad I’m not Italian. 8-[

I don’t think the Italians can get the Samba boys ’til the final now.

I watched the Oz-Croatia game. The green and gold well deserved their passage through. As the evil Hoffhead says, the Croatians were filthy.…[Read more]

Eggsactly. There’s no way on Earth you’ll convince him to do owt else while our brave chaps are engaged in a titanic quarter final tussle for glory. Concentrate instead on making the evening as pleasurable as possible for him. If you nag, I’d say he has every right to lock you outside the house for a couple of hours.

The world was all before them, where to choose
Their place of rest, and Providence their guide:
They hand in hand with wand’ring steps and slow
Through Eden took their solitary way.

@emmalush wrote:

Dont worry though, the English are bubbling up, we are WAKING UP, we are getting ready to take our country back from the marxist anti-English sesspit multiculturalist paradisists.

:D

@emmalush wrote:

Whilst we live in paradise, it is a must to help in any way.

:-s I thought we lived in a multi-cultural cesspit? Is it a multi-cultural cesspit paradise?

Twatmobile, Catz, you cloth eared Celt. You drive a twatmobile. :D

I thought she had one of the most disingenuous characters and was one of the most disappointing lays of any woman I ever met, er, heard about.

:D Tommy has warped my fragile little mind and it feels good. Good!

:D They do if they’re hung from bungee ropes.

Listen doctor I have pain
that grows inside myself
shelf me please
I just can’t ease the pain
I need some drugs to help
ah pollution fills my lungs
and convolution fills my mind
ah my legs do ache
I contemplate
that living’s less than fine
my spine does tingle
when I think of being
freed from this curse
but what is worse I feel
life is a…[Read more]

:D ‘Tis the Tomster, guru of KLAK, that has led us astray.

:lol: It’s a pearler, eh?

:lol: True enough. Here, Manners, I heard you’d been busy these last couple of days.

I’d say so. To be honest, we could have done with Darren Bent being there as well. Jenas and Walcott probably won’t be used and shouldn’t have gone, I reckon.

Still, hindsight is a wonderful thing. Besides, England have a good tradition of making positive out of calamity. The general open play was good last night. As I said, we just need to…[Read more]

Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant
who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
who could think you under the table
David Hume could out-consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
who was just as sloshed as Schlegel

There’s nothing Nietzsche couldn’t teach ya
’bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates…[Read more]

I despair. Kippering is too good for them.

:D In fact, now I think about it, I pooh pooh it. You deserve kippering!