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:-s What? Poland?

I’m in a wide open space, I’m standing

I’m all alone and staring into space
It’s always quiet thru’ my ceiling
The roof comes in and crashes in a daze

I’m in a wide open space, it’s freezing
You’ll never get to heaven with a smile on your face from me
I’m in a wide open space, I’m staring
There’s something quite bizarre I cannot see

I’m on the…[Read more]

Soulie, I reckon forget towns and cities all together. Get yourself into some Wide Open Space.

:D I do wish you’d shut up.

:D I never liked her anyway. Also, I had the strong suspicion that she smelled. Of a curious concoction of leeks, mince and tatties, actually.

:D Was that by your football hooligan mates, you lager lout? I’m surprised you didn’t break into a chorus of Come and Have a Go If You Think You’re Hard Enough last night. Disgraceful. And this from a man who likes Empire Road and has been on his hols to Poland.

:lol: You live in the Peak District, Soulie. Why would you go to a city to camp? Anyroadup, camping isn’t about snaring chapettes. At least not in the short term. It’s about getting close to the land, developing a bit of a deeper side, an intimate bond between man and nature that borders on the spiritual. Chapettes dig that. At least the ones…[Read more]

@The Observer wrote:

If you are expecting to see Richard of York give battle in vain, then you may be disappointed!

Rainbow! They were properly shite, eh? Since you’ve been gone I’m out of my head my arse.

@Bad Manners wrote:

Did Wales get the second round? :?

Certainly did, me old shoulder chip carrying Tim friend. The quarter-finals, in fact. Which makes Scotland the most inept footballing nation of the Home Nations. :D

:lol: Bollocks. FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

ur playin like the scots now… lol

:lol: If we were playing like the Scots then we’d be out, eh, doll? As it is, we’re marching on to where every home nation, except for Scotland, has been. The second round of the World Cup. The best sixteen teams on the entire planet. Aye, shite. Playing like Scotland. :lol:

Come on England!

:D I never liked him anyway. Also, I am quite convinced he smelled as it is a well known fact that all colonials live very rough lives with few of the hygienic comforts that we Britons, well maybe not you commoners, but we proper Britons take for granted. They don’t like to wash their scent off, like collies.

Even as an atheist, I would still have Jerusalem.

I always quite like the Italian anthem. Quite a jaunty little number.

Come on England! :D

:-s Tennis? I suppose it’s ok to be warped in that way in the brain since you are a chapette. Such a comment from a chap, though, would lead me to the inevitable conclusion that they were not right in the head, like PB and Tomster.

I feel another football fever frenzy coming on for tomorrow. I feel my sinews stiffening as I type and, yes, I’m…[Read more]

@Slayer wrote:

I take issue with Drivel (and Pikey) with reference to the “modern” creation of Palestine as a state.

History clearly lays down the existence of Palestine as part of the Ottoman empire however one of the most famous documents in any nation states history is the “Balfour Declaration” in 1917 which clearly references a Palestinian…

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:-s What a load of Grandma guff. We’ve as much right to wave our flag and be optimistic about our team as any other nation. There is nothing wrong with a bit of tub thumping faith.

Come on England!

:-s It is the custom in your strange, sun blasted land to set up dragons before you settle? What do you set them up for? Hilarious practical japes or middling crimes and the like?

In my company, it is a custom not to be so beastly. Instead, like civilised people everywhere, we prepare a strange drink that to you, used only to the filthy, turbid…[Read more]

Farquarson’s, by the way, is pronounced Puddleduck’s. It’s done, like Magdalen college being pronounced Maudlin, to allow general sniggering at common people. :D

:D I’ll cut out the middle bit and just start wishing you’d shut up now, then. Smelly.

@Bad Manners wrote:

It looks like it’s shaping up to be Germany-England in the Quarters now. Unless I misread my super free World Cup wallchart.
Free with the Daily Record. It allows you to mark in the scores, which I’ve been dutifully doing. Man I’ve really gotta get a life. :oops:

:lol: Nothing wrong with a manly wall chart. My especially posh,…[Read more]