pikey

Actually I consider it to have been more a low level haemorrhage.

:lol: Good advice, Soulie. You should have borne it in mind before you took on the mighty, mighty Cunning Linguists! You’ll have to get your own back in the summer if we can find a World Cup game.

:lol: Wuss? I prefer sensitive. And I, er, drank them quickly on, erm, an empty stomach.*

* That’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it.

:lol: Of course not. I’m afraid I was a little worse for wear last night and was robbed of my usual sartorial elegance.* I don’t think there’s much wrong with any of the above. Except Dean Koontz, he really is rubbish.

* See General Gossip

I just wanted to reiterate. No King. No Herbert. No Koontz. In fact, no chav books at all.

Cool. Thanks, chaps. So is it just a case of downloading the P2P software and getting on with it? Is there anything else I need to know? My new whizzy jizzy broadband has a few gigs monthly download limit, will I be in danger of using it up by watching a match?

Oh ye of little faith.

SATURDAY 10 JUNE Group B
England v Paraguay
1400, Frankfurt

THURSDAY 15 JUNE Group B
England v Trinidad & Tobago
1700, Nuremberg

TUESDAY 20 JUNE Group B
Sweden v England
2000, Cologne

SATURDAY 24 JUNE Game One:
Winner Group A v Runner-up Group B
1600, Munich

SUNDAY 25 JUNE Game Three:
Winner Group B v Runner-up Group A
1600, Stuttgart

FRIDAY…[Read more]

I saw that. Marvellous display of derring-do. =D>

I reckon I would like to be able to travel back and witness the point that the Mediterranean burst its banks and began to create the Black Sea, on a Niagara multiplied by a million stylee tip.

Me too, as long as I can set the curriculum.

You say you want a revolution
Well you know
We all want to change the world
You tell me that it’s evolution
Well you know
We all want to change the world
But when you talk about destruction
Don’t you know you can count me out in
Don’t you know it’s gonna be alright
Don’t you know it’s gonna be alright
Don’t you know it’s gonna be alright

You say…[Read more]

Are you having a spak attack? :D

:-s I come here because I quite like it. Seems sensible in my mixed up mind.

Why is it all gone if you leave, Ruby? I mean, of course, you’ll be a great loss. Unless… You’re not that Chathost UK chappy in disguise, are you? How thrilling.

I once thought PB was me. Turned out, though, that I was PB. He’s an autonomous mental construct, my trick…[Read more]

Lavender’s blue, dilly dilly, lavender’s green,
When I am king, dilly, dilly, you shall be queen.
Who told you so, dilly, dilly, who told you so?
‘Twas my own heart, dilly, dilly, that told me so.

Call up your men, dilly, dilly, set them to work
Some with a rake, dilly, dilly, some with a fork.
Some to make hay, dilly, dilly, some to thresh…[Read more]

I’d just like to say I thought Reading exceptionally unsporting at the weekend. What’s wrong with the common decency in going one – nil up after an hour, getting a quick second and then settling back for the comfortable win?

Surely it’s rude to press on and score five against your struggling fellow professionals? Jolly bad show. That attitude…[Read more]

That’s a shame. I’ll certainly be very sorry to see you go. Bye, then. :D

:lol: The peasants are revolting.

How on Earth did she manage to glue herself to the wall like that? Frankly, I expect more care from our emergency services. :-s

On the other hand, a couple of hundred quid membership charge might attract exactly the wrong sort: all bling mother bling, ghastly American baseball caps and sovereign rings. Perhaps we should incorporate some sort of collegiate system where a prospective member has to be elected by the existing members. That should do the trick, what?