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I reckon it’s probably the Ebola virus. You will certainly die but, on the bright side, they probably won’t have time to sack you. :lol:

I think the most important ingredient for a good relationship is plenty of gin.

:lol: Elkie Brooks? Excellent.

See me in me heels and ting
Dem check sey we hip and ting
True them no know and ting
We have them going and ting
Nah pop no style, a strictly roots
Nah pop no style, a strictly roots

See me pon the road I hear you call out to me
True you see mi inna pants and ting
See mi in a ‘alter back
Sey mi gi’ you heart…[Read more]

:lol:

@Halapeno Pepper wrote:

Excerpts..

“Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your…[Read more]

:lol: Doughnut bush. No, I have a firm that comes in and does every other week, but mainly I like to potter about myself. You should see my plums.

Four chefs, Soulie. I have four chefs. Didier, Winston, Chung Lee and Parkinson, my pastry chef.

No. I don’t want to.

@Soulie wrote:

meal of the week

whats your fave meal of this week?

Fillet of foal, wrapped in veal and fried in baby duck fat. Lovely it was. Didier, my new Frenchie chef, is a real whiz.

:lol: That’s a filthy fib. You haven’t paid me yet.

:lol: I can’t be responsible for your hallucinations.

:D A little bit.

:lol: Oh, must I? I’ll have you know I’ve been down to six or seven pots a day, just recently. Jenkins is beginning to think he’s on his hols.

@Could you please pass me the Pepper? wrote:

Excerpts..

“But I don’t want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.”

Aldous Huxley, Brave New World

@Dr Pepper wrote:

Fave Books?..

An invitation to ramble all day. I’ll confine myself, for now, to mentioning probably the most influential work on my life to date, Foucault’s Pendulum by Umberto Eco. It’s not easy, but, if you can stick with it, it will innoculate you to the evil that is pot boilers like The DaVinci Code. And you will be glad.…[Read more]

I think it all depends on the spirit the criticism is made in. Telling someone their work reads as if has been written by an emotionally retarded fifth former and is just plain shyte, whilst it may be true, is not helpful to anyone.

When you’ve something to say, constructive criticism is the order of the day, I think.

:lol: Is it Spring? There seems to be a touch of friskiness in t’air.

:D I’ll have a baby. Why not, eh?

Re: Card playing jiggery pokery allusions, it occurred to me as well that racists are increasingly likely to play the Race Card Card. This tictac involves accusing anyone who might note the racist’s true agenda of playing the race card.

I propose the unwieldy Race Card Card should be known as the Rick Card, after Rick Mayall’s famous Young Ones…[Read more]

:lol: Just edit by Matthew Arnold and put Massive Attack. No one’ll notice.