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Merry Chrimbo to you too, Cords. Hope Santa brings you lots of nice stuff, despite you being so naughty.

:lol: You have got a short memory, haven’t you, Captain?

Love, Steptoe xxx

:lol: Ah, and here’s my favourite sticky snot goblin.

:lol: Whatever you say, Blakey.

:lol: Put it on your list, little man.

:lol: Yeah, you lying, filthy weasel.

:-s I thought you only came out on Sundays.

I actually had the inspector in mind, Captain. But since you mention it:

@Captain Women Hater wrote:

You are a common tart, you fuck whatever is available so long as it has a deeper voice than a female

That, my dear cam wanking, bullying misogynist, would be an accusation. Now, what’s that word I’m looking for? Ah. Liar. :D

:-s Fucking fuckety fuck it. The worst three weeks of the Mighty Pikey Cunning Linguists’ fantasy football history. Sack the manager, the board and sell all the fucking useless twats masquerading as players. Pikey and Prof Arsenal Wenger are in sympathetic union. Bound by the horror, the black ooze, that is football.

:-s So women aren’t allowed to be unrepressed, uninhibited, unafraid sexual beings now?

Whore? Slut? The historic cries of the fucked up women haters. Get thee back in the kitchen, Runway. And find yourself a prick of a little man who can keep your morals right up to date in the 1950s.

I reckon Runway’s kids will be fine. Hopefully, they will…[Read more]

:lol: Runway made me smile tonight. What a tip-top, sterling, chippermost, tickety-boo and ready for take off chapess. Fine, fine stuff.

:D Thanks, Catz.

I see on the news there is hope for people, ugly people, like the Captain. I heard on the news that surgeons are ready to make the world’s first face transplant. If I were him, God forbid, shudder shudder and all that, but if I were him, I’d be volunteering to be one of the early test subjects. Nothing to lose and everything to…[Read more]

:lol: Oh, look. The Captain ‘got back’ from his ‘night out’ just after me. :-k

:lol: Aw, bless him.

Loaded like a freight train
Flyin’ like an aeroplane
Feelin’ like a space brain
One more time tonight

Well I’m a west coast struttin’
One bad mother
Got a rattlesnake suitcase
Under my arm
Said I’m a mean machine
Been drinkin’ gasoline
And honey you can make my motor hum
Well I got one chance left
In a nine live cat
I got a dog eat dog sly…[Read more]

:lol: He is quite handsome, Runway. Nearly as handsome as me, in fact. He doesn’t seem to have my big manly beard, though. Or my stylish matching nose and ear hair, for that matter.

:-s That anklebiter looks very advanced for twenty-three weeks, Squeezy. Lad looks nearly ready for school! You must be very proud.

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