pikey

Fast women, liquor, narcotics, sporting wagers, silver bullets and pikonite.

:lol: Fuck off. I think you’re confusing me with Hugh Mungus.

:lol: Cheeky mare. I see myself more as the new Indiana Jones.

:-s

:lol: Double rates for Jooly, though.

:D That’s it! I’ll pimp myself out as a male escort. Special bonus rate for you, Runway.

:lol: Quite. It was loads of spondoolies, though. I’m reading through yesterdays job pages as we speak, looking for something else.

:lol: Combat Lynx was my favourite. I still think the whole late eighties techno explosion was caused by a generation conditioned by listening to their Spectrum games loading up.

:lol: It was just a way of making a few bob through the winter.

Fallen on hard times but it feels good to know,
that milk and honey’s just around the bend.
Running on bad lines we’d better run as we go,
Tear up, tear up the overdraft again.

Oh, dear Prime Minister it’s all such a mess.
Go right ahead and pull the rotten tooth.
Oh, Mr. President you’ve been put to the test.
Come clean, for once, and hit us…[Read more]

Oss, I’m sure they don’t teach you all this in t’army. :-s What about an injection inside the mouth or nose or something?

It is obvious I am not to be trusted with large motor vehicles. Plus, I couldn’t get the banter right at the warehouse. Ice cream man is right out. I’m thinking of forging a new career as an international jewel thief. Much more my cup of tea, I think.

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

i joined the sisterhood, am i allowed in the ppepascsw too??

Certainly not. The SW in PPEPASCSW stands for Scientific Wing. And I’ve seen your attempts at maths. However, you are as welcome as a new button at a tailor’s conference to count yourself a member of the PPEPASC.

Oh well. If I work hard, I’m sure I can get a star, this time.

:-$ Insulin injection under a finger or toe nail. Only works on non diabetics.

:lol: I’ve never been rubbish at anything before. It’s quite novel. I’m sure I would have mastered it, given more of a chance. I don’t understand why fifteen hundred quids worth of damage couldn’t have been put down as a training expense.

Er, three.

:lol: I carefully scanned the picture and noted those down that I found. After I crossed off those that other eagle eyed funsters had got, I was left with, er, four:

Dinosaur Jnr
50 Cent
Zombies
The Roots

:-s These are the ravings of a lunatic! I haven’t been this aghast since the Brown Sauce/Red Sauce thread.

So what you’re saying is you’d prefer Leonardo Di Caprio to Brucie? Madness! :-s