pikey

Look, I’ve posted before about there not being anything such as a racially pure JCer. I was once too a stranger to you all. Have sense, comrades!

See? They are fleeing persecution! It is our duty to welcome them and give them sanctuary.

But, Charisman and Lambrini, we have a lot of free space for the newcomers and our cows are many and fat. :D

:lol: Sojak – feel free. We extend the hand of friendship. Set up threads to your god X Factor here. Perhaps, in time, we will learn each others’ customs and contribute to each other in a spirit of harmonious expression.

:lol:

:lol: C’mon. Be serious. Everyone loves the smell of picalilli.

This will be more difficult than I had expected. They speak in a curiously strange tongue.

Of course, foxie. What is this X Factor you all speak of? Is it your tribe’s god? How many are in your tribe? All our women are old and ugly, will we be able to barter with you experience in exchange for beauty? :D

Thankyou, foxie. We hope you enjoy your stay. We too have had problems with evil, sausage fingered moderators, so we empathise.

Stand aside, stand aside. JC social anthropology unit coming through. I’ll deal with this. You have to speak slowly and clearly to them and avoid large hand gestures.

Hello, strangers. We are JC and I am the one they call pikey. We have fought many wars and are a fierce tribe but we wish to show our magnanimity by welcoming you.*

* See how it’s…[Read more]

:lol: There is little use in determining the orientation of my dexterity when I’m not a blasted member, is there? Nope, frustration it is. My path is clearly marked. Cold showers and self flagellation are what’s left for me.

:lol: I’m sure frustration is all mine, Rainbow.

Dagnammit. You have to be a member to access adult pics, I noticed when I accidentally clicked on the link.

:lol: Don’t worry about us, Squeezy. As you can see, we have some of the country’s finest minds working on our behalf. It’s all you poor souls still sitting there in your tin foil hats thinking you’re safe that should be worrying.

@*Sian* wrote:

@pikey wrote:

:lol: I like Runway – she’s a looker with the lips for kicks.

:lol: Hey!!! What is that all about? Lips for kicks indeedy :? :lol: Ouchies

As for tips Jools i never promise anything 8)

Not lips for kicking, you divot, lips for kicks. Kicks as in fun, of the shamefully immoral type. :lol:

:lol: Good old Luther.

:D Awwwwwww yesh. Super game, I thought. I feared for us after twenty minutes or so, but the chaps showed remarkable derring-do.

We must not treat this impostor of triumph any differently to the impostor of wretched defeat at the hands of Northern Ireland, though. This doesn’t make us the greatest team in the world anymore than losing in Belfast…[Read more]

The Ding-Dong Daddy of the D-car line
Had a thing for the ladies for which he did time
He reaped a little more than he could sow
Of the pleasures the Mormons in Utah know
He could not restrain himself when he saw
a nice caboose

Say Ding
Say Dong
That Ding-Dong Daddy he did
sixteen women wrong

The Ding-Dong Daddy had a sensual soul
Lonely women…[Read more]

:lol: I like Runway – she’s a looker with the lips for kicks.

Guffa?