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:lol: Did I make it on to both lists?

You’re quite right, Cas. Sometimes I used to insult the Captain with no provocation at all, just because he’s such a twit.

As for Dagger’s thread, I’m sure he’s big enough and ugly enough to look after himself. This discussion would really be better placed there, but, if you read the thread through, you’ll see I haven’t called him…[Read more]

Very poor show.

:lol: She’d win, though. No fun. We need someone with flaws like the Captain and Ronnie. No sense in picking on the strong. The cheetah takes the weakest calf. Some Chinese bloke said that. Apparently.

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:lol: Sorry, Steve. Rock on, man.

We’d be able to make her cry really easily and everything…

:lol: Ok, ok. What about Poshy? I’m sick of getting told off by her.

:lol: Why do I keep checking in to see what you’re listening to?

Only fair to contribute, now I’m here. I’m listening to The Dandy Warhols’ Horse Sized Pills.

What about Tommy? We haven’t properly picked on him for ages.

:lol: I think you’re right. Ma could do with a new caravan. I’ll get on it in the morning.

We could always start picking on Bassingbourne55. :lol:

She’s a scolding matron. But, if I didn’t know she was ever, ever so old, I’d fight Paddy Pepper for her. :lol:

:lol: He’s dead, Jooly. Sorry.

:lol: Excellent.

My favourite ever was:

International villains of the world. Upon apprehending the British Secret Service agent James Bond, execute him immediately using some common or garden method such as shooting him in the head. On no account leave him guarded only by scantily clad young women while you devise a confoundedly wicked way of…[Read more]

:lol: Got a little het up last night, I see, Captain. Wishing people under buses. Such bad form. You’re well into heart attack country, though, aren’t you? Shouldn’t be long now. Not enough exercise for the internet shut-ins. It’s the downside of the lifestyle, eh Captain?

:lol: I do believe you mentioned me, Mr Stinky Pants.

Thanks for biting, Captain. How are your hols going today? Didn’t manage not to switch the PC on again, eh? Never mind, perhaps tomorrow.

@My favourite racist, xenophobic, misogynistic, bigoted, twit wrote:

Pikey got his bottom smacked… hello dub.

What a tenuous hold on reality you have, Captain.