pikey

Tell him we hope he gets stung by stingers and buggered by a randy kangaroo. :D

I don’t think Chelsea will go through unbeaten. Too much is being read into this start, however impressive it is, I think.

I remember Ron Atkinson’s Man Utd winning their first ten games back in the Captain Marvel Robson days. They didn’t even win the title.

:D She can hold hands with Michael Bolton.

:lol: If I had to listen to more Michael Nice Mullet Bolton than the amount of time it would take to retune the dial on my wireless radio, that would make me hurl like a deep throated virgin.

@pikey wrote:

:D ‘Ello, Jooly.

I take it all back. Anyone who quotes Michael Bolton should stay gone.

:lol: Michael fucking Bolton? I’ve lost all respect for you now…

:D ‘Ello, Jooly.

Brown sauce with eggy bread. What’s the matter with you people?

8) I’m always getting told I look like that dashed handsome footballing genius Peter Beardsley…

:lol: All I can say is that there appears to be lots of women out there who need to take some lessons off the delicious Runway and have a bit of a tidy up. My God, you could choke to death on some of those.

Misty mornin’, don’t see no sun;
I know you’re out there somewhere having fun.
There is one mystery – yea-ea-eah – I just can’t express:
To give your more, to receive your less.
One of my good friend said, in a reggae riddim,
“Don’t jump in the water, if you can’t swim.”
The power of philosophy – yea-ea-eah – floats through my head
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:D Happy birthday BigFeet. Did you get any enormous shoes this year?

:-s Is it just me or is the Captain even more revolting when he’s trying to be reasonable?

I’m going to have Togo as my second team. Maybe Uzbekistan.

:lol: Leave Oss alone. He’s a good egg.

That’s what we did to the Germans before the last World Cup and they got all the way to the final. We need to lull them into a false sense of security with another mediocre performance. If that’s what happens, you’ll have heard the plan here first! :-$

@Geoff wrote:

Takes too long finding such quality suckers…

oink oink

I thought you were more of a tug man, Captain.

cluck cluck

:D Gee, Oss. That’s some of the dashed loveliest things anyone has ever said to me. What would you like to know?

Can you take it down, Oss? I don’t like people posting my pic on the board…

@geordiebird wrote:

my daughter when she was about 10 months getting stuck into the broon ale :lol: :lol:

You should be ashamed of yourself letting a child have access to alcohol like that. What kind of a mother are you? You haven’t even opened it for the perr bairn.