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@pikey wrote:

:lol: I need a poo but I’ll meet you there afterwards, you lucky people. Which room?

NOT IN MY GARDEN YOU VARMINT!!! :twisted:

@pikey wrote:

This is ethnic cleansing, Emma. When did it happen to you?

pikester?? if ye wanna a decent postion in the JC common sense party then u’d better get urself to not so serious wotsit n claim ye post man fgs …xxxxxx

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@pikey wrote:

Jarvis, my handyman at my Somerset estate, says you need to score it with a Stanley knife before you soak it, Mary. That should help the water penetrate and the paper should lift away much more easily.

Ive already attacked the ceilin with stanley blades….. steel wool brush….. i swear they don’t make paste…

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@pikey wrote:

Jarvis, my handyman at my Somerset estate, says you need to score it with a Stanley knife before you soak it, Mary. That should help the water penetrate and the paper should lift away much more easily.

Ive already attacked the ceilin with stanley blades….. steel wool brush….. i swear they don’t make paste like this stuff… the…[Read more]

@pikey wrote:

Yeah, balls. Loads of people do stuff that effects their health in the long run. Those with a taste for tobacco or drink, like me, pay extra money to the state in duty. Chubsters, like Cath there, pay extra amounts of VAT through all the choccy they consume.

I reckon health care professionals just need to give us the advice and, as…

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@Magoo wrote:

@pikey wrote:

As I understand it, they were fleeing the Taliban. I wonder if we’d have had as much uproar and tried to deport folk who had hijacked a ‘plane to escape from Nazi Germany or Soviet Russia?

And the fact of the matter is now smartarse, that the Taliban no longer run Afghanistan, so what is stopping us deporting them back…

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@pikey wrote:

As I understand it, they were fleeing the Taliban. I wonder if we’d have had as much uproar and tried to deport folk who had hijacked a ‘plane to escape from Nazi Germany or Soviet Russia?

Yes we would’ve, because that would’ve been illegal, and they would’ve been deported or imprisoned.

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@pikey wrote:

I miss the little bugger.

What the heck have you been drinking?

Can I have some? :wink:

@pikey wrote:

There are some times in life when you discover the unexpected. Delights that went undreamed of until a pivotal moment that explodes in your grey matter like an expensive Roman candle. Mojitos. Mojitos, I say, you fools. I thought Long Island Iced Teas but I was wrong. Mojitos.

All that sugar Pikey !!!!!!!!!! – can’t be good for you

@pikey wrote:

Yeah, I agree Holistic. It is difficult to justify one and not t’other. I eat meat but, then again, I couldn’t give a toss about foxes either. Hope this helps. :D

Yeah thanks pikey I dont mind people who eat meat or people who kill animals thats a choice but I mind people who use one set of rules for one thing and another for…[Read more]

@pikey wrote:

:lol: Ruby, I think the Leeds site just had a hit on the majority of the constituent words. The site doesn’t mention the riddle at all.

How does the League Cup fit, Herman?

dunno mate, just a wild guess

@Poshy wrote:

@pikey wrote:

:lol: Good riddance to over sensitive , smelly rubbish, I say.

:-$ Ah shurrup ya bully :roll: :lol:

Cath – don’t be upset – I didn’t see most of the posts but although I don’t know you, you certainly don’t seem in the least rude or offensive – although this could be where you are going wrong 8-[ :lol:

It’s probably…

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@pikey wrote:

:-s Where’s your frothing moral outrage, you lying, double dealing, hypocritical goons?

Er….. I think it went into the washing machine this morning (hot wash) and shrunk a bit.

@pikey wrote:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

It wasn’t a top-drawer performance from Brazil, but they’ve improved every game. 8)
I’m glad I’m not Italian. 8-[

I don’t think the Italians can get the Samba boys ’til the final now.

:oops:
I meant to say, I’m looking forward to The Black Star Boys giving Brazil a run for their money! 8)

@pikey wrote:

A quietly encouraging game, I thought. Two beautiful goals from open play and a timely warning to the defence to tighten up on set-plays.

If Mickey Owen is crocked, though, that’ll be a blow.

It’s been confirmed that Owen will miss the rest of the tournament.

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@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

@pikey wrote:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

i’m friends with someone who works there so they’ve started to get in just a couple boxes of quorn stuff that don’t take too long to whip up for me, which is cool

:-s What’s the matter with you, you big, smelly girl’s blouse? What’s wrong with a hearty cheese and pickle or a manly cheese and…

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@pikey wrote:

A quietly encouraging game, I thought. Two beautiful goals from open play and a timely warning to the defence to tighten up on set-plays.

If Mickey Owen is crocked, though, that’ll be a blow.

Is Walcott our lucky mascot? :-s

@pikey wrote:

:-s The Venn diagram illustrating all the people who smell is a very large set. The set of people who do not like the World Cup is smaller and contained entirely within the set of people who smell. You are enclosed in an entirely separate subset, also entirely within the set of people who smell, called common people from Reading.

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@pikey wrote:

:D If you don’t like the World Cup you’re probably not right in the head. Also, you more than likely smell.

I like the World Cup, I’m not right in the head and I smell too! 8-[

@pikey wrote:

:D I’ve always harboured the suspicion he hums, though.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :P :P :P :P 8)