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More votes for me, please.
John Smiths is a luxury ale?
I do wish the boring bastards would get a fucking move on. I want to watch Have I Got News for You before I fall unconscious.
A Forum Host is only a Forum Host, but a good spliff is a smoke. with apologies to Rudyard Kipling
If people never did silly things nothing intelligent would ever get done.
Ludwig WittgensteinChicken.
@rubyred wrote:
[im NOT NEVER EVER !! advocating we all rush out and buy drugs.
:D I am. It would do most of you lot some good, I reckon. Scaredy cats.
Good for you, Ruby.
Picture yourself in a boat on a river,
With tangerine trees and marmalade skies
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly,
A girl with kaleidoscope eyes.
Cellophane flowers of yellow and green,
Towering over your head.
Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes,
And she’s gone.
Lucy in the sky with diamonds.
Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain
Where rocking horse people eat marshmellow pies,
Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers,
That grow so incredibly high.
Newspaper taxis appear on the shore,
Waiting to take you away.
Climb in the back with your head in the clouds,
And you’re gone.
Lucy in the sky with diamonds,
Picture yourself on a train in a station,
With plasticine porters with looking glass ties,
Suddenly someone is there at the turnstyle,
The girl with the kaleidoscope eyes.The Beatles* ~ Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds
* Never had so much as a spliff in all their lives, those lads. Oh no.
I’d say not enough drugs was half of your lot’s problem. To paraphrase the mighty Bill Hicks, if you don’t think that drugs and drug users have made a positive contribution to our society over the years, then I encourage you to take all the best albums out of your record collections and burn them. And those bands and musicians that have spoken out against drugs, toed the politicians’ lines – we’re rock stars against drugs ain’t we neat? – fuck me are they shit. Suck Satan’s cock.
