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It was only last June
When her old man ran away
She couldn’t stop crying
‘Cause she knew he was gone 2 stayIt was 10:35 on a lonely friday night
She was standin’ by the bar
Hmm, she was lookin’ alright, yeahI asked if she wanted 2 dance
And she said all she wanted was a good man
And wanted 2 know
If I thought I was qualified, yeahAnd I said, baby don’t waste your time
I know what’s on your mind
I may be qualified 4 a one night stand
But I could never take the place of your manIt hurt me so bad when she told me
With tears in her eyes (tears in her eyes)
He was all she ever had
And now she wanted 2 dieHe left her with a baby
And another one on the way
She couldn’t stop cryin’
Cause she knew he was gone 2 stayShe asked me if we could be friends
And I said, oh, honey baby that’s a dead end
U know and I know
That we wouldn’t be satisfied
No
And I saidBaby don’t waste your time
I know what’s on your mind
U wouldn’t be satisfied (wouldn’t be satisfied)
With a one night standAnd I could never take the place of your man
Yeah, yeah, the place of your man
Prince ~ I Could Never Take the Place of Your Man
Besides, I’ve just looked at the thread and there’s a Travel Lodge involved, not to mention collections of ugly people. I couldn’t possibly be involved in a sordid caper like that. Isn’t there a Claridges in Newcastle?
Crimped. Might get some highlights done.
:lol: Don’t be raising eyebrows. I can’t go anyway. I’m having my ear hair styled.
Forum four? Sod that for a game of international class backgammon.
I don’t know. You spend a few days saving the free world from certain destruction at the hands of evil international terrorists, using only your wits and a cunningly deployed clipper lighter – all the time managing to retake and extend your lead in the JC Fantasy Footy League – and no sod will keep you informed on the party news. What’s a chap supposed to do? I’m deeply hurt.
:-s Right. That’s it. I’m off in a huff.
Oi.
What’s happening in Newcastle? :-s
