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:lol: Would have to be in one of country’s major tunnels to miss your gihumassivemungous plates of meat.

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Ranked in ascending order of severity in accordance with Dante’s Divine Comedy:

One, Two, Four and Seven. Especially, and still in order; strumpets, pies, idling and pride in fine strumpets, a well made corned beef pie and idling of an excessively accomplished and cultured level.

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@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

Haven’t met anyone here and don’t want to. I don’t want them to know I smell funny! :twisted:

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I haven’t met anyone either. I’m far too posh to be mixing with the Hoi Polloi. I’ve a new three day English tradition involving fish curry, chips and beer to be organising. Your grandchildren will be grateful that I didn’t waste my time carousing with the likes of you!

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:D There is that twenty quid you owe me, Peco….

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Something is rotten in Denmark. The playing staff is ok, still pretty much what Burley took to the play-offs, give or take a teenager and a Pole. Phil Brown was the wrong man to carry us forward, I think, but we should have still made mid-table obscurity. Bob Marley only knows what’ll happen now. Rumour is that he was sacked to make way for a board take-over. We’ll see, but I can see League 1 approaching unless it all gets sorted quickly.

Right, that’s me depressed. I’m off to dream of Kevin Hector.

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Storming it. Only drama up t’Rams way, though. No-one can hit the self-destruct button as well as a Derby County board of directors.

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What a waster, what a fucking waster
You pissed it all up the wall
Round the corner where they chased her

There’s tears coming out from everywhere
The city’s hard, the city’s fair
Get back inside you’ve got nothing on
No you mind yer bleedin own you two bob cunt

When she wakes up in the morning
She writes down all her dreams
Reads like the Book of Revelations
Or the Beano or the unabridged Ulysses

Oh I really wanna know
So tell me, where does all the money go
Where does all the money go
Straight, straight up her nose

And I never really liked it any way
So much preferred it the other way yeah

What a divvy what a fucking div
Talking like a moron, walking like a spiv
I was laying in bed paying my rent
Knocking on the door for something

That she lent her brother
Meanwhile from under the covers she says
Save me from tommorow now, save me from tommorow now,
Oh no, Oh no not me

And I never really liked it any way
So much preferred it the other way yeah
Never really liked it any way
So much preferred it the other way yeah

What a waster, what a fucking waster
You pissed it all up the wall
Round the corner where they chased her

There’s tears coming out from everywhere
The city’s hard the city’s fair
Get back inside you’ve got nothing on
No you mind yer bleedin own you two bob cunt

What a waster, what a fucking waster
You pissed it all up the wall
Round the corner where they chased her

There’s tears coming out from everywhere
The city’s hard the city’s fair
Get back inside you’ve got nothing on
No you mind yer bleedin own you two bob cunt

What a waster, what a fucking waster
You pissed it all up the wall
Round the corner where they chased her

There’s tears coming out from everywhere
The city’s hard the city’s fair
Get back inside you’ve got nothing on
No you mind yer bleedin own you two bob cunt

The Libertines ~ What a Waster

:D

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:lol: Just as soon as I’ve manured your roses.

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Leeds have only got five points and they’re third? I think the Rams can still make the play-offs! :lol:

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:lol: Possibly. So what was your epiphany, then?

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