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She’s a scolding matron. But, if I didn’t know she was ever, ever so old, I’d fight Paddy Pepper for her. :lol:

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:lol: He’s dead, Jooly. Sorry.

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:lol: Excellent.

My favourite ever was:

International villains of the world. Upon apprehending the British Secret Service agent James Bond, execute him immediately using some common or garden method such as shooting him in the head. On no account leave him guarded only by scantily clad young women while you devise a confoundedly wicked way of executing him, perhaps involving lasers and sharks, which takes too much preparation time.

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:lol: Got a little het up last night, I see, Captain. Wishing people under buses. Such bad form. You’re well into heart attack country, though, aren’t you? Shouldn’t be long now. Not enough exercise for the internet shut-ins. It’s the downside of the lifestyle, eh Captain?

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:lol: I do believe you mentioned me, Mr Stinky Pants.

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Thanks for biting, Captain. How are your hols going today? Didn’t manage not to switch the PC on again, eh? Never mind, perhaps tomorrow.

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@My favourite racist, xenophobic, misogynistic, bigoted, twit wrote:

Pikey got his bottom smacked… hello dub.

What a tenuous hold on reality you have, Captain.

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Don’t forget racist. And remember to take your undercover fraulein with you.

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You’re repeating yourself, you nasty minded little bigot. Tootle off now and practice your goose stepping.

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