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:lol: That’s it! I spend all day on the t’interweb picking on people and passing judgements. Dashed clever, Captain. You’ve got me there.

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Oh that’s right. Forgive me, I’d forgotten. You’re a big butch internet shut-in, aren’t you?

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Don’t cry, Captain. I’m sure everyone feels ever so sorry for you.

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Bless the diddum widdum geoffy weoffy. Do people pick on you unfairly?

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You are a simmering cauldron of bigotry, aren’t you Captain? What next? All black people got riddim? All muslims are suicide bombers?

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You think gay people sleep with kids? Very strange.

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I think the Captain loves you and is planning to steal you away from me, dearest Owen. I remember at school it was always the girls that thumped you in the playground that liked you best. What with me being so gay and everything, I could almost fancy the Captain myself – except I’m not blind and stupid. Ah well, such is life.

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Why thank you, Runway. How dashed super of you to say. I am also a big admirer of your bush. :D

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http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?ipcbvdahkfs

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:lol: Bonne nuit.

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