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    This thread needs a cleansing – and I’m the man to do it.

    Well, they’ll stone ya when you’re trying to be so good,
    They’ll stone ya just a-like they said they would.
    They’ll stone ya when you’re tryin’ to go home.
    Then they’ll stone ya when you’re there all alone.
    But I would not feel so all alone,
    Everybody must get stoned.

    Well, they’ll stone ya when you’re walkin’ ‘long the street.
    They’ll stone ya when you’re tryin’ to keep your seat.
    They’ll stone ya when you’re walkin’ on the floor.
    They’ll stone ya when you’re walkin’ to the door.
    But I would not feel so all alone,
    Everybody must get stoned.

    They’ll stone ya when you’re at the breakfast table.
    They’ll stone ya when you are young and able.
    They’ll stone ya when you’re tryin’ to make a buck.
    They’ll stone ya and then they’ll say, “good luck.”
    Tell ya what, I would not feel so all alone,
    Everybody must get stoned.

    Well, they’ll stone you and say that it’s the end.
    Then they’ll stone you and then they’ll come back again.
    They’ll stone you when you’re riding in your car.
    They’ll stone you when you’re playing your guitar.
    Yes, but I would not feel so all alone,
    Everybody must get stoned.

    Well, they’ll stone you when you walk all alone.
    They’ll stone you when you are walking home.
    They’ll stone you and then say you are brave.
    They’ll stone you when you are set down in your grave.
    But I would not feel so all alone,
    Everybody must get stoned.

    Bob Dylan ~ Rainy Day Women # 12 & 35

    #156509

    @Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

    Saw Batman Begins on 29th September. What a brilliant film.

    I saw Captain CamWank Returns this morning. Absolute rubbish. The plot is full of holes and one is left sympathising more with the bad guys by the end than the eponymous hero. The acting is feeble, our friendly neighbourhood Cap becoming more and more a caricature of himself as the story progresses. The whole franchise must be in doubt, as the Captain is increasingly a figure of camp fun instead of an avenging hero. 2/10.

    #156508

    I heard SAW2 was going to be set on a cruise liner in the middle of the ocean.

    Seasaw. :D

    #156562

    :lol: It’s between me and Manners. The rest of you lot have blown it and it’s not even November. :D

    #156293

    See? A complete inability to process logic and good taste. You Jamie Oliver loving culinary hun.

    #117243

    Did he do all his old classics?

    #156291

    Well said, Jagged. Do you know I never realised there were so many chicken oriental, radio rental, sick in the head people around until I read this thread.

    Tomato ketchup is for children, for Bob Marley’s sakes! You’re supposed to have grown out of it when you hit puberty. I’d suggest counselling for you people.

    As for ooh look at me, I just have salt and pepper on mine – get a grip. You’ve watched too much Rick ‘fishy smell’ Stein and you’ve forgotten how to reason properly. It’s too late for you. No counselling will help. You’ve been seduced by the dark side.

    And if you meant sea salt and pepper then you are a fully fledged Sith. Yes Sith. You’ve probably got a poster of Gary ‘ooh look at my spiky hair’ Rhodes. The only way your immortal soul can be saved is by dismembering yourself with toe nail clippers. Do it now or suffer eternal punishment.

    #156494

    I watched Starship Troopers last night. An interesting commentary on the nature of fascism, I thought. However, a film needs more than that to work and as an action thriller, I didn’t really care who lived, died or got laid. 6/10

    #156482

    Tell him we hope he gets stung by stingers and buggered by a randy kangaroo. :D

    #156182

    I don’t think Chelsea will go through unbeaten. Too much is being read into this start, however impressive it is, I think.

    I remember Ron Atkinson’s Man Utd winning their first ten games back in the Captain Marvel Robson days. They didn’t even win the title.

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