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I’ve my kilt on today. Letting things air since I’m off work.

I can’t believe that pickle is a step too far. Plenty of people like to smear jam or marmite on, surely? Is it just me?

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Have I gone too far again? :-s

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Especially if they’ve got a nice bit of pickle on them. =P~

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So your ex got a mansion where you kick it on the hill
your boy comes to see you, he’s your hollywood thrill
he’s a Spanish fly, bucks like a stallion
in the suits that you got him, he looks more Italian
you worry bout your tan when the weather’s gettin clammy
summer in the city and winters in Miami
you get so high on the high life pills
cruisin and boozin and rockin on the horse size pills
you could even take more thrills
you could even take more spills
pills, thrills, chills and ills man, kills
and rockin on the horse size
butt’s gettin bigger
do you think he’ll notice maybe?
that’s ok, don’t worry bout it baby
cause everybody knows he pumps you for your money
that’s alright, don’t worry bout it honey
in your itsy bitsy teenie weenie riding up your butt bikini
keepin on the heels cause you’re saggin just a teenie bit
more than the girls he pretends he doesn’t thrill
rubbin on the lotion, and rockin on the horse size pills
you could even take more thrills
you could even take more spills
pills, thrills, chills, and ills man, kills
and rockin on the horse size
sometimes you feel like Moses
that’s when you’re toasted
yeah kick it
yo bitch
that’s right
rockin on the horse size

Dandy Warhols ~ Horse Pills

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Quite often, when a woman is holding a nice bap, it makes my mouth water.

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I think he’ll play Crouch and Owen up front. Sol’s back in and Rio’s out if all the gossip is to be believed. Got to be a good thing.

I’m no fan of players from Hitler Youth United but I reckon Gary Neville’s been a big miss. We’re going to have to do without Ashley, too.

My prediction:

GK Robinson
LB Richardson
RB Carragher
CB Campbell
CB Terry
LM Cole
RM Beckham
CM Lampard
CM Gerrard
CF Owen
CF Crouch

3-0.

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:lol: Those Cider Mice are awful little blighters.

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How cool. You’ll have to post us all the link when it’s up and running.

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I think he’s stuck. Give him a nudge.

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What’s your site about, Soulie?

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