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    My worst ever, and there have been a few, was in the Student’s Union at Essex. A thoroughly well packed place was impeding my progress towards the poor students who were forced by their financial short failings to work behind the bar on a Saturday night. God bless them.

    Anyroadup, this pikey decided a bit of Spiderman like agility was called for. I began to make my way by hopping from one table to the next – pausing only to laugh at those angered by my dashed daring escapades and look down their girlfriend’s tops.

    I’d got about half way across the crowded room and everything was going swimmingly when I chanced a risky manoeuvre that involved balancing briefly on the back of one stout young lady’s chair before making a sidestep onto the safety of the rugby team’s drinking platform.

    It would’ve worked as well. However, the stout young lady got up just as I stepped on the back of her chair. The chair tipped and I made a graceful arc before smashing down length ways into the middle of a game of Father Abrahams.

    I estimate that about five hundred revellers, out of a crowd of about fifteen hundred, had been following my progress up to that point. Lots of them pointed and laughed. My mate Dave maintains to this day that his girlfriend actually wet herself.

    #150431

    I think I was. If I’m honest, I think I’m more of a pins man.

    #150429

    It’s an interesting theory, Giggles.

    Nice norks, by the way.

    #36241

    Hey, Betty. Read through this and tell me if you think it’s any good:

    http://www.nthposition.com/amisanthropicchristmas.php

    #150315

    :D Did I win yet? I can’t find the poll…

    #127081

    Dash Mickey Owen’s dead leg. I was banking on him getting a hatful against Pompey. Manners has narrowed the proper and respectful gap to the mighty Cunning Linguists.

    #149619

    :lol: Jealous of what? Your cutting and pasting skills or your obvious in depth knowledge of scat sites?

    #149808

    We can’t say breasts any more?

    I am the Earth Mother! You people are all just soulless, corporate whores. Have you considered window boxes?

    #149617

    Why not just get yourself ’round there and give him a proper rimming? You know you want to… :D

    #140324

    That’s a shame. I was going to go for the virgin option.

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