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  • #226319

    If you nick ’em while they’re buying playing cards, you can do them for handling explosives. Just a little tip I’ve picked up there. :D

    #226317

    If you nick ’em while they’re buying playing cards, you can do them for handling explosives. Just a little tip I’ve picked up there. :D

    #227099

    :lol: Very true. At least the crime rate keeps things interesting, eh? I must apologise though, since my description is actually more akin to a Euler diagram. I will take myself off immediately to the nearest Teacher Training College and get six of the best from the bunkiest trainee maths teacher chapette I can find. It’s the least I can do in the circumstances.

    #227097

    :-s The Venn diagram illustrating all the people who smell is a very large set. The set of people who do not like the World Cup is smaller and contained entirely within the set of people who smell. You are enclosed in an entirely separate subset, also entirely within the set of people who smell, called common people from Reading.

    #227095

    :D If you don’t like the World Cup you’re probably not right in the head. Also, you more than likely smell.

    #139221

    Climbing up the heavenly stairs
    You know where you’re going when you know where
    You’re going to hell
    Yes, you’re going to hell.

    You’re going down a hundred eighty degrees,
    You can see when you can see
    You’re going to hell
    Yes, you’re going to hell.

    You were weak, you were easy to squeeze,
    They did with you as they please,
    You’re going to hell
    Yes, you’re going to hell.

    They’re going to tear you limb from limb
    Because of your so-called sin
    You’re going to hell,
    Yes, you’re going to hell.

    They’re going to tear you limb from limb
    Because of your so-called sin
    You’re going to hell,
    Yes, you’re going to hell
    Yes, you’re going to hell
    Yes, you’re going to hell
    Yes, you’re going to hell
    Yes, you’re going to hell
    Yes, you’re going to hell
    Yes, you’re going to hell

    The Tiger Lillies ~ Hell

    #120556

    :D Why, thankyou, SPOCOS. Nice to see you out on the correct day.

    #120553

    :D I’ve always harboured the suspicion he hums, though.

    #226460

    It’s all well and good, Betty, but I WANT ME IN IT, DAGNAMMIT!

    :D Get scribbling.

    #223809

    :-s Oh bugger. You’ve worked me out! Dash and blast it. Now my chortle inducing powers will be forever vanquished. You’re like kryptonite to me, Fester, damn you!

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