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  • #220971

    :D Soz about the thing bit. I had to make it rhyme.

    #220966

    You know it doesnt make much sense
    There ought to be a law against
    Anyone who takes offense
    At a day in your celebration
    cause we all know in our minds
    That there ought to be a time
    That we can set aside
    To show just how much we love you
    And Im sure you would agree
    It couldnt fit more perfectly
    Than to have a world party on the day you came to be

    Happy birthday to you
    Happy birthday to you
    Happy birthday

    Happy birthday to you
    Happy birthday to you
    Happy birthday

    I just never understood
    How a girl who lives for good
    Could not have a day that would
    Be set aside for her recognition
    Because it should never be
    Just because some cannot see
    The dream as clear as she
    That they should make it become an illusion
    And we all know everything
    That she stood for time will bring
    For in peace our hearts will sing
    Thanks to a li’l bit of Mary J thing

    Happy birthday to you
    Happy birthday to you
    Happy birthday

    Happy birthday to you
    Happy birthday to you
    Happy birthday

    Why has there never been a holiday
    Where peace is celebrated
    All throughout the world

    The time is overdue
    For people like me and you
    Who know the way to truth
    Is love and unity to all God’s children
    It should never be a great event
    And the whole day should be spent
    In full remembrance
    Of those who lived and died for the oneness of all people
    So let us all begin
    We know that love can win
    Let it out dont hold it in
    Sing it loud as you can

    Happy birthday to you
    Happy birthday to you
    Happy birthday

    Happy birthday to you
    Happy birthday to you
    Happy birthday

    Happy birthday to you
    Happy birthday to you
    Happy birthday

    Happy birthday to you
    Happy birthday to you
    Happy birthday

    Happy birthday
    Happy birthday
    Happy birthday
    Ooh yeah
    Happy birthday…
    We know the key to unify all people
    Is in the dream that you had so long ago
    That lives in all of the hearts of people
    That believe in unity
    Well make the dream become a reality
    I know we will
    Because our hearts tell us so

    #220790

    :-s In any case, pointing is very rude. Were you people dragged up?

    #220837

    @Runway wrote:

    I have another question, does one put sticking plaster on her nipples to cover her lesbian love of a certain woman?

    Certainly not. There is nothing shameful about sapphic love whatever. Except, perhaps, in the case of ugly women, who should have the good grace not to get involved in romantic situations at all.

    @’Tis Me wrote:

    Last night, Tommy Toxen told me that if I don’t DO gay stuff with him, (Like listen to Elton John cd’s), then he’s going to break into my house, and do what gay burgulars do…

    Firstly, did i have a right to say no, and secondily, what do gay burgulars do?

    Why would you say no to a jolly night in listening to the wonderful hits of Mr Elton John? Tommy’s threat to otherwise force you to have fun seems the normal behaviour of any dapper chap with an eye on the well being of his chum.

    #220618

    What a lot of poppycock.

    #220834

    :D Thank you, Ms Gyps. If there is anything I can help you with, please don’t hesitate to ask. Did I mention I have always quite liked you?

    #220830

    :-s Yes. You should never have attended a wedding held in the dubious surroundings of a ‘community hall’.

    #220829

    @*Sian* wrote:

    :lol: Brogues are not sensible to a boy of 12, he’d get his head kicked in. Although Bob does wear sensible footwear to school. :D

    I need more advice on footwear, do I go for a flipperty flopperty or a sandal this year?

    Brogues certainly are most sensible for a gentleman of any age. After all, are we teaching him to cow in fear and conform to the rabble or are we teaching him to be a proper chap, unafraid of the vagaries of the mob? It’ll toughen him up.

    Flipperty flopperties are very last year. This summer, the discerning chapess will be wearing something graceful with a six inch heel.

    #220828

    A gentleman, Mr Amphibian, should never pass wind in mixed company. As a jolly jape in front of the egg-chasing company of the local rugger club, however, accidents may happen. In that case I believe the correct course of action is to cheerfully admit your faux pas, put your pants on your head and down your pint.

    Best of luck with the loose sphincter.

    #139189

    I go out to work on Monday morning,
    Tuesday I go off to honeymoon,
    I’ll be back again before it’s time for sunnydown,
    I’ll be lazing on a Sunday afternoon.
    Bicycling on every Wednesday evening,
    Thursday I go waltzing to the Zoo.
    I come from London town,
    I’m just an ordinary guy,
    Fridays I go painting in the Louvre,
    I’m bound to be proposing on a Saturday night,
    (There he goes again),
    I’ll be lazing on a Sunday, lazing on a Sunday,
    Lazing on a Sunday afternoon.

    Queen ~ Lazing On A Sunday Afternoon

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