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:D And loose women. The endless stream of loose women.

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This poll is rigged. Where is the yes, I certainly would marry for money option?

I am the embodiment of a cautionary tale in that respect. You see, I married for money. I mean yes, she was beautiful, funny and a sex maniac – but who can’t get girls like that anyway? No, when it comes down to it, I married her because she came from a long line of diamond dealers, industrialists, old aristocracy, Swiss bankers and arms dealers. Her family was so flush their coat of arms featured a ten, jack, queen, king and ace of diamonds on it. She was loaded and she liked spending it on me.

But now I’m trapped in a loveless marriage and I have only the estates, houses, rare sports cars, private jets and fabulous personal wealth to console me. I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy. Really.

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@*Sian* wrote:

@topgun wrote:

go to hell

I am already here! 8)

It’s true. ‘Tis known as Nottingham. :D

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:lol: I s’pose not. Good to know you’re doing well. Tell t’other half ‘scene’.

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What, like children who name themselves after wanky films from the eighties, you mean? :D

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Never heard of either of you.

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:lol: How come is it that I always seem to be left crying into my booze, chuntering lousy, cheating [insert name of country that we’ve just lost on penalties to] bastard fucking cheating wankers, then?

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:lol: You mean you think there’s a chance we might be cheated out of a major tournament, Slayer? I thought that was our traditional exit…

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:lol: Mary, you’re obsessed. I like pansies.

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:lol: And gardening is the new rock’n’roll. Especially when done in leather chaps and a nice studded choker.

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