PinkYoda

@ubermik wrote:

The original point I made was that most women ARENT exceptional at BJ’s, infact most will tend to be about averageish with very poor and very exceptional being the minorities, that point you criticised and refuted

However, it its NOT the case then no man WOULD have to look for a woman who would be “understanding” because according…

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@ubermik wrote:

So the orgasm point, its not Hot Chocolate at all. unless of course as do about 90% + of women you are labouring under the delusion that a man EJACULATING is him having an orgasm, which isnt the case, thats why its CALLED ejaculating to begin with you see

Both men and women ejaculate AND orgasm, the two can happen independtantly…

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Ok Mr. Ubermik you asked for it!

For a start Mr. Ubermik It seems to me that you are a little obsessive to say the least on the subject of your sexual fulfilment. I am guessing you have been let down on many occasion in the bedroom department. Maybe this is because of your longing to analyze everything that is happening to you in detail to the…[Read more]

@ubermik wrote:

Infact, if you REALLY want to put some perspective on the subject

MOST women have never made a man have an orgasm even accidentally, wouldnt have the faintest idea how to make a man have an orgasm and dont even know men CAN have an orgasm

Look at my mouth (avatar)! Do you honestly think with lips made for the ‘job’ I would be…[Read more]

@ubermik wrote:

Lastly) I said if you want a job doing PROPERLY, so even if I did have an available woman to perform the act the rib quandry would still apply to it being done well, coz although we tell ickle wimminsey folks they are brill at it thats purely because were too lazy for ribremovalectomies and opt for the cop out of telling the…

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Oh please, give up! You are all deluding yourselves. You all know as well as I do that I am the only star around here, and not just any star. I’m a small pink wrinkly yoderish star! Beat that if you can!

:D (in stupid mood as usual)

@ubermik wrote:

Well they DO say that if you want a job doing properly, do it yourself

The two questions I have tho are

1) Who on earth is “they”?

and

2) If the job you want doing properly is one that involves “blowing” :wink: , then how many ribs do you need to have removed because I’m just not that supple :(

Obviously I’m just guessing…

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@ubermik wrote:

JC??

I thought he was crucified 2000 years ago :shock:

Or did he just get a little cross and it was just exagerated from then on? :lol:

Well you got your ‘punchline’ then! Even if you did have to do it yourself!

:lol:

For the benefit of the gullible twonk ‘Doa’. The post I made above was meant as a sarcastic dig and not true!

:P

Well I would offer some advice, but as Doa will tell you I reportedly charge a £1 a minute and also send pictures of him that contain viruses to unsuspecting victims! :D

@ubermik wrote:

I’m still waiting for the punchline :shock:

Punchline?? It’s JC ya know!!

:P

:D hiya druid and im very much a she and not a he lol :P

oh and people please ignore doa as having had the unfortunate experience of getting to know the pillock! I soon found out he knows sod all about computers as I found out when he told me hed found a great msn hacking tool and it turned out it was just a system password recovery tool ..…[Read more]

@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

There are a few nasty malware viruses going around and most ant virus tools will not remove them

A few years ago the main problem was viruses that just mess up your pc, but now these nasty little kids are older and trying to make money from their computer skills.

The worst ones right now are the Trojan horse generic series…

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ok well if it doesnt work, add me to msn and I’ll get rid for you.

@sweetasbaileez wrote:

@mellow wrote:

f35surrey would like to say a big thank you to pink yoda for helping with her computer . It was badly infected and yoda spent time removing and cleaning the pc and cause surrey was at her wits end and the comp was use less she wants to say a BIG THANK YOU for all her help…

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Warning! do not click on any link through msn that says “is that you in the picture?” because it is a sod of a virus and it spreads real quickly.
and anytime f35 xx

@ugo wrote:

Every so often I get a warning message in my bottom tray stating my virtual memorys low something like this

How do I resolve this as its occurring more & more often lately ………?

My Computer-Properties-Advanced Tab-Under ‘Performance’ click Settings. Then click the ‘Advanced’ tab then click ‘Change’ to access the virtual memory…[Read more]

Sat here thinking I kinda like sweets signature

:D

@sweetasbaileez wrote:

@ugo wrote:

GIVE GREAT BRITAIN BACK TO THE BRITISH AND LETS TRY AND MAKE A BETTER JOB OF IT THIS TIME………………………………

wow well said Im impressed

=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> :D/

:oops: :shock: :lol: Blimey ugo…do you think you can send me a pervy link now then :!: :!: :wink: :shock:

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@READ PROFILE(F wrote:

THE RACIST REMARK WAS REGUARDING MUSLIMS AKA THE P’S,ASK AOM AND A2 THEY
WILL FILL U IN OK SWEETS.[/b]

roflmao at “The P’s” Are you talking about Ugo ‘Read’? As the general consensus is that he is the resident Pervert!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

p.s not all muslims are ‘PervertS’ lolol