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lol becky, hmmm truth serum should be available on the NHS, I need more now you have mentioned that lol
I just made a bacon butty, I though we had run out of brown sauce, but when I looked there was a full bottle……….That brought a real smile to my face :D yayyyyyyyyyyy
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lol I just need to tweak up the mind ray and the world is mine :D
My granddaughter made me smile today….
she called a hot dog a doggy bun, then asked why you didnt get miaow buns :)
cant remember lol
When was the last time you told a lie?
elephant
dump
@steve_519 wrote:
i beleave in bad/good luck.
talking of luck does anybody watch “my name is earl” on channel 4. its so funny !!
im loving my name is earl, its really funny
heres what just happened to me, i hate friday the 13th….
I bought a couple of ready meal yesterday (beef stew and dumplings) as my fella is working away next week and i cant be bothered to cook just for myself.
Anyway today i am off work and i thought ‘hmmmm i will bob one of them in the microwave’ I got one out of the freezer and instead of stew and dumplings they were beef lasagne (dont even ask !!!) worse still they were weight watchers ones, even worse than that, they had that green pasta in em. But i was starving, so i bobs it in the microwave on full power for 6 minutes as per instructions, when it dinged i got it out but had forgotten the next part of the instructions (which happened to be written on the side of the tray) Yep I tipped it slighty to read what it said, still couldnt read it, so being very careful i tipped it further, still couldnt read it so i tipped it slighty further and the bloody thing spilled out all over the worktop
lmao becky
may as well put up mine – it was skank stunt (only it wasnt stunt but sounds similar and starts with a c)
