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I most certainly do NOT read the Daily Mail, thank you very much PB!

Any more filthy talk like that and I will be forced to relieve you of your duties!

Thats because he is in Australia and KITT is so clever he can change the drive side in an instant.

@Tiler wrote:

Whats Hoff, :?:

Important Announcement

Hasselhoff to Number 1

Hmmm I don’t really care what folk think about my dislike for the Daily Mail.

Oh no, I guess I just said it. The end of JC is nigh!!!!!!!!!!!

Keep up the good work in spreading the Hoff word – his single has already jumped from 63rd in the top songs list on iTunes to number 6 today.

Just a little more purchasing and we will be there. Maybe in time for Sunday?!?

BUY BUY BUY!!!!!

I dont want to make the number 1 achievement shallow by way of mulitple purchases.

SO ALL GET OUT THERE AND BUY BUY BUY…..

Go out and buy ‘Jump In My Car’, a delightful ode to highway harassment, a gleeful celebration of the joys of luring unsuspecting women into your talking lovewagon. Truly, a stranger danger masterpiece (told from the…

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Make sure you shut down all your applications before you defrag, and try again. Takes forever that blooming defragging… BUT it gives you time to enjoy some of the legendary Hoff’s music….

How did I guess this would be an article from the Daily Mail before even opening the thread?!? :roll:

It’s a fantastic song, and with your help we can get me to number one.

Go buy the single now – if I don’t reach number 1 we may have to close JC in order to pay for all my *ahem* ‘promotional expenses’….

Pay your 79p now. It will save the pound!!!

It’s talk like that that gets people banned.

Remember, ‘careless talk costs lives’ … well almost.

@emmalush wrote:

the Scottish Education system being the finest in the world

Funded by the English.
http://englishprogressive.com/index1/2005/thestudent/index.htm

Weird how I went to that website and tried clicking on the link marked ‘THE FACTS’ – yet it didn’t work.

A sign perhaps?

Get your pre-orders in now:

Knight Rider Ultimate Collection

Just watch this and tell me it is not the best music video ever – I only wish you all could have seen the rendition Charles and I performed on the last Guide meet. The crowd loved it:

Dancing in the Street

Oh, and here is another of the Hoff’s classics. You know he is the new Bond, right?

Secret Agent Man

@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

Its always a gamble, but worth the risk.

First don’t be too scaired about it, I am sure he will be just has neveus has you. Remmber to pay for your own drinks and keep an eye on them. (date rape)

Second don’t dress to young, remmber his freinds will see you.

Now go out, be yourself and have a good time, let him do all…

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@crazy chick wrote:

my mum always told me not to get into cars with strangers :lol: :lol:

The Hoff isn’t a stranger! Sheesh! :roll:

From phones to kinky web cam sessions, eh? I bet you have an Ericsson then…..

Hmmm I guess if people decided to use chat forum four to chat in rather than complain that forum three is always full then more people would post on the corresponding chat forum four message board section.

Or is that just me being ridiculous again?!?

@Matty wrote:

think she may have “man flu”

Is that similar to bird flu? Or does it have more in common with Mad Cow Disease???

I tried to cut down on my alcohol consumption this evening on account of my early start. I just couldn’t do it. You know I am looking for a smart British girl to settle down with, right? Form an orderly queue ladies … the Hoff is in town.