@angel1 wrote:

@poppy wrote:

@spotlight wrote:

Hello everyone, been away for a while, you probably don’t remember me anyway, but hope you have all been keeping well.

I was at it with the wife last night.

That’s it really just wanted to tell everyone. I still remembered what to do, and I didn’t fall off once…it was quite lierally like riding a bike :oops:

Only joking i will elaborate, I do like at least 6 hours kip a night, so with me being up at 5am, I like to have done the business, run to the bathroom(whilst were on the subject i may go on Dragon’s den next year with a new invention, a bed with a toilet paper dispenser built in :D brilliant but simple eh?) get cleaned and be nodding off for 11pm( who shouted romance is dead?) Anyways she got in a mard because she saw me clancing at the clock during the session, we didnt get finished until nearly 11:30pm and I’ve been bloody knackered all day.

It was my 35th birthday a couple of weeks ago, and I guess i’m more interested in sleeping nowadays then having it off.

Just thought i’d share that with you all, I’ll try and post more from now on.

If I had been your wife I would have given you a slap :lol: But brilliant invention you got there, gimme a shout if it ever gets off the ground, im sick of running to the loo with my hands between my legs afterwards lol ~ sorry about that probably way too much information :oops:

why dont u just keep a spare roll of loo paper in ya bedside drawer, i do :lol: :lol:

doh!! now why didnt I think of that before? I hope I have room in there for a loo roll :wink:

good idea boojangle :lol: but eeeekkk to oss and langstraat :lol: :lol: :lol:

Guilty :oops:

Have you ever farted and followed through?

@spotlight wrote:

Hello everyone, been away for a while, you probably don’t remember me anyway, but hope you have all been keeping well.

I was at it with the wife last night.

That’s it really just wanted to tell everyone. I still remembered what to do, and I didn’t fall off once…it was quite lierally like riding a bike :oops:

Only joking i will elaborate, I do like at least 6 hours kip a night, so with me being up at 5am, I like to have done the business, run to the bathroom(whilst were on the subject i may go on Dragon’s den next year with a new invention, a bed with a toilet paper dispenser built in :D brilliant but simple eh?) get cleaned and be nodding off for 11pm( who shouted romance is dead?) Anyways she got in a mard because she saw me clancing at the clock during the session, we didnt get finished until nearly 11:30pm and I’ve been bloody knackered all day.

It was my 35th birthday a couple of weeks ago, and I guess i’m more interested in sleeping nowadays then having it off.

Just thought i’d share that with you all, I’ll try and post more from now on.

If I had been your wife I would have given you a slap :lol: But brilliant invention you got there, gimme a shout if it ever gets off the ground, im sick of running to the loo with my hands between my legs afterwards lol ~ sorry about that probably way too much information :oops:

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