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who`s a gonna?

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I D`no !… I know people who are married,& been raped, but have suffered it for years, because of the kids etc! wont say or do anything about it…. more full them!! I dunno about this…But I do know over the years… somebody has only gotta look at me the wrong way, and their gone!! Maybe cos Iv seen things in me childhood..nothing terrible..but me Mum & Dad having rows, I will never suffer CU*Ts ever!!!! 8) Oh maybe a few on here :D

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@obtuse wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

So this all leaves me none the wiser when some of the most intellingent users on here who’s opinions I listen to cant agree on who is right or wrong.

As the old saying goes… when did a war ever solve anything?

Its all mucking fuddled!

what a brain dead kunt you are

and what an ignorant pig you are

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@pete wrote:

Let me guess too morbid and aww poor bunny wabit

Let me put me heating on, and Ill get back to ya :wink:

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@pete wrote:

My nan used to sing all the old songs to me too well i remember singing Rick Astley numbers :wink:

I believe ya! :^o

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@~Pebbles~ wrote:

oh i see pip :) its a bit like my nan used to sing “show me the way to go home, im tired and i wanna go to bed, i had a little drink about an hour ago and its gone right to my head, no matter where i roam over land or sea or foam, you will always here me singing along, show me the way to go home!” :P

Just see this! yeah my nan used too sing all them old songs to me. Blimey truth be known..I still sing em p*ssed :oops:

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@pete wrote:

“Well this is number two, It’s been so long he’s turnin’ blue” “Well this is number two, And he’s takin’ off his shoes.”

“Well this is number three, And she’s got him on his knees” “Well this is number three, He spanked my bum across his knee.”

“Well this is number four, And they’re rollin’ on the floor.”

“Well this is number five, I’m surprised he’s still alive.” “Well this is number five, And he takes a dirty dive.”

“Well this is number six, And I taught him a few new tricks.” “Well this is number six, He threw his friends into the mix (he had to!)”

“Well this is number seven, And I can get myself to heaven!”

“Well this is number eight. Oh Dear GOD! I’m two weeks late! (it’s called child support buddy!)”

“Well this is number nine, And the twins are doin’ fine.”

Lol just cought this very good! :lol:

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@pete wrote:

This gate is where exactly if mean ya garden gate then ok otherwise you might want to see gynaecologist :shock:

Yep!! my version is proper rude! but funny when we are all drunk. right i gotta go watch Doc Martin! x

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@pete wrote:

We’ve tried it once or twice
And found it rather nice

Chorus:
Roll me over lay me down and do it again
Roll me over in the clover, roll me over lay me down and do it again

Oh this is number one
And the fun has just begun

Oh this is number two,
Down in front he’s comin through

Oh this is number three
And his hand is on me knee

Oh this is number four
And he’s been there twice before

Oh this is number five
I’m surprised I’m still alive

Oh this is number six,
And he’s got me doin tricks

Well this is number seven,
And he took me straight to heaven

Oh this is number eight,
He bent me o’er the garden gate

Oh this is number nine,
And the baby’s doin fine

Oh this is number ten,
And when he’s through we’ll do it again

Oh this is number eleven
and it’s just like number seven

Whoever told you about shoes was trying it on i think :lol:

Lol! ya know it! Ahh I was starting off being good..But our number 8 is …..Now this is number 8 and his opening up me gate! :shock: and number 11 is…it really feels like heaven..

got thunder & lightning here at mo..fink im gonna lose me internet…proper flash flood

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Ok! it`s a song…I used too sing drunk years ago it starts…..

Now this is number 1 and the show has just begun
roll me over lay me down & do it again..

Chorus!!!
…Roll me oveeer in the cloveeeer! roll me over lay me down & do it again!

Then it goes

Now this is number 2 and his taking off me shoe.. Roll me over lay me down and do it again.

Chorus!! Oh roll me oveeeer in the clover…roll me over lay me down & do it again.

and it goes right up to number 10! 8)

and no I aint had a drop since sunday. :mrgreen:

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