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Iv posted twice too. Gawd I fink im going mad! :lol:

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Happy Birthday :D

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sharongooner wrote:

Another slightly cleaner version:

There was an old lady from Ealing
Who got on a bus to Dargeling
said a sign on the door
don’t spit on the floor
so she looked up and spat on the ceiling

And this is one of my faves :lol:

There once was a hippopotamus
Who spent his nights in Nostradamus
When asked why he read
So intently, he said
Gawd.. I got the Giggles!! fink me hangovers kicking in

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@rubyred wrote:

i have a fibre optic xmas tree if that helps !

:lol: :lol: (You are funny)…x

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@sharongooner wrote:

:lol: ok for those that aint heard it or lived sheltered lives here it is;

There was a young woman from Ealing
Who felt a peculiar feeling
So she laid on her back
And open her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling!

OMG! shazz…aint ever heard that one :lol: :lol:

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@sharongooner wrote:

shall I do the woman from Ealing one? :lol:

Yeah!

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There was a young lady from Hitching,
who kept scratching her arse in the kitchen!

her mother said “Rose” crabs i suppose…

Rose said “Boll*cks” ged on with ya knitting :D

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@sharongooner wrote:

Morning PP 8) :wink:

Morning shazz! just checking I didnt
swear on here last night :)

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@sharongooner wrote:

oh stop being a pleb you pleb :roll:

*Chuckles*

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:D

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