P@sssordone

Hee hee oopse, make no sense, chocolate starfish

Bing bong Avon calling, hi de hi, shabbalabbading dong cowabunga.

Good here innit.

Boo hoo?

Hee hee haw haw

Giggles

Oopse.

All you’re getting from me.

Geez tee hee

teapot, alas bag broke, leaves, work long hours, spanner saucepan,

seen this before, toilet roll bananas,

milk sour, crisis, fbi bfg mdf, hee hee ha ha oppse tenner moment

hoovered up socks, not coping, can show proof with driving license,

hee hee what year is it?

have you seen my umbrella?

own medicine taste for you now see ha ha who is…[Read more]

And you did linda, you said i never went to malta.

youre a grotty little liar.

others saw it too.

your an senile lying old bag.

i hope you choke on your cold lasagne with your false teeth.

sleep well fuck face

i am jealous of you linda?????????

who am i jealous of love?

give me one single person

Gosh us ladies here are so lucky we have men like Dexy who fantasizes over his pre-pubesant child sex, when she was  so young it was illegal and it still gets him off thinking about her as a child and Sassey keeps going awwww like some dumb demented cow who would literally let any man come into her house and abuse her kids – GREAT MOTHER, THICK C…[Read more]

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people may not like me, wow newsflash, but i am real, and you just jumping on the bandwagon of mizzy hate just to get yourself some attention its pathetic, lame and so totally unheard of from a woman of your age!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

knit  a jumper, soak your false teeth in whatever you old ladies soak them in and stop perving on men young enough to…[Read more]

Great man, great sence of humour, seems weve all learnt from The Big Bang Theory lol

I was never able to hit the shuttlecock during badminton. Not once not ever.

I liked hockey and lacrosse though was OK at that. Loved gymnastic I can still nearly do the splits and for a fat person I think that’s quite impressive.

Think I missed the joke here mister. 

Let’s all be friends x

Don’t lie I’ve heard you tripped over ya bagpipes in your scramble for Willy

Hee hee ha ha oopse

Who has been banned?

Hee hee, ooopse!!

Chocolate teapot?

You’re acting proper senile

No I’m not every number who attacks you.

Youre paranoid that’s part of being senile.

You will be ok as milky will take you to see the ducks in your wheelchair x

Youre so lucky he has an old granny fetish x

Be sure to keep your slippers on when he sucks your toes through your pop socks.

Off to bed now

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