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oh i dont like strew, i am really stubborn as a person and deffo with cooking, people suggest things to cook, but my brain says no no no no no dont do it no it is boring no no no no, so i just listen and i listen to my other voices…. and also i know what they know or i know more about whatever topic, and i ask if i need help, god i moan a lot…[Read more]

Gonna post up my Garden Shed poem

WTF is wrong with me

I am so going to regret posting that terrible pic up tomorrow :(

FFS

Actually regretting it now

Wheres Martin

There you go a disgusting pic of me showing me teeth.

Yes I know its an awful pic.

Go on all coat me off bla bla I’m used to it.

only reason none of the pics I post up are of me with open mouth is cos I look like a dickhead.

who knows maybe I will have wine and post one up.  Then the trolls can go nuts.

off to brush my teeth and cover my face in old lady cream

I feel so sorry about your suffering with your teeth xx

I brush mine 3 times a day with whitener like some demented freak cos I drink strong coffee and tea and I smoke.  I floss and cos of the bloody advert on the UK tv that says if  you bleed when you brush you need a product called Corsidol so I now brush the living fuck out of my teeth e…[Read more]

I fucking miss my kids

Fucking sucks

Hey just why don’t you get a slow cooker?  you can pick up a really cheap one for like 12 quid and you just put root veg and  meat in it with a stock cube and ignore it.

Four hours later you have a really nice healthy stew especially if 1 hour before the cooking time ends you put in a few butter/belotti beans in it.

Tasty easy and healthy :…[Read more]

do u like to clean aswell

i avoid making dinners even thou it wud be healthyer  and maybe cheaper and i wud find  ways of doing things, but i hate mess and hate cooking, i mean i just use one bowl one fork, one glass – (gunniness glass) things like that, i try not make many messy dishes and cutlery, if i was rich i prob get a chef and a maid i really hate house jobs a…[Read more]

i avoid making dinners even thou it wud be healthyer  and maybe cheaper and i wud find  ways of doing things, but i hate mess and hate cooking, i mean i just use one bowl one fork, one glass – (gunniness glass) things like that, i try not make many messy dishes and cutlery, if i was rich i prob get a chef and a maid i really hate house jobs a…[Read more]

im making lots of homemade stuff today havin a cook up.  Seems to cheer me up and keep me focussed apart from working.

Made carrot and coriander soup, making pate and will do homemade pizza with mozzarella stuffed crust.  Will freeze most of it.  May do mozzarella sticks too for another time.

I should invite someone over for dinner really lo…[Read more]

speed eater^ i did eat some packegen one time, well i tryed to it is difficult to eat cardboard tbh, i have added burger and cheese on chips on my dont eat list, i also have pizza and batter and chips on it.

speed eater^ i did eat some packegen one time, well i tryed to it is difficult to eat cardboard tbh, i have added burger and cheese on chips on my dont eat list, i also have pizza and chips on it.

I am cutting my drinking down to once a week because I’m starting to look like a knackered out old handbag.

I don’t smoke weed but fags are making me look older too I swear it.

Going to drink lots of water and cover myself in old lady cream.

Then save up and have botox on me forehead.

Less booze may reduce the amount of boll**s I type too, but…[Read more]

I saw that was called Supersize me.  I love Mac d’s but often feel a bit sick after but maybe that’s cos I shovel it into my mouth at top speed.

Especially the fries.

One day I’m sure I shall shove the cardboard in to by accident.

McDonalds always gives me a mcd hangover, i mean feel like i need to puke or and stomach pain, my cus has colitus he needed a shit not long after having a mcd, yes he obv sensitive to types of food, but i mean just as other people dont have bad side effects from food, in fact i knew a guy who says he never gets virues or stomach pain blah blah,…[Read more]

Very good really enjoyed that.

I wasn’t as keen on the last line as it didn’t feel in keeping with the tone of the rest of the poem.

Up until that point I imagined a big puma creeping up on me about to leap and put me out lol.

A good poem makes you think.

Lovely chubbly xx

Yes I enjoyed your Tree Poem.

I wrote a similar one years ago about a neglected Garden Shed.

Similar idea behind it.

Yes I know it doesn’t sound like it would be at all similar lol

You’d have to read it to understand or I make no sense lol

Keep writing x