For goodness sake, buy a Playstation two and tell them to get on with it.
Good lord. Ps3 is coming out soon and they will be scweeamminnnggg for that wont they.
Tell them to like it or lump it whatever you buy and if they get upset you will either
a) Thrown the damn thing in the bin
b) give it to Oxfam so they can send it to Botswana
c)paint it green with purple and red spots and hope the paint doesnt seep onto the precious wires.
Alternatively buy them bikes/rollerskates and tell them to get off their lard ar*es and try for an ASBO.
Sorry, im hungover. I’ll apologise exceptionally better tomorrow when i have recovered.