Reason

Shit stirrers

Wellfuckaduck!!

If truly believe they are and it annoys you, then just ignore them, or simply get the foook off the site.

There are choices.

They’ll be scam calls, especially if they’re telling you your computer is infected.

Guess I must have been dragged up then, don’t say that to me Mam though because she’ll probably chin you.

Yummy

Sunshine(at last)

Lol cheers

I’m sorry but a gasted flabber is a very personal thing, never to be spoken about.

A foookin neighbours moggy howling at this time of the morning making me dog go ape shit.

Oh dear me 🙈

Something that gasted me flabber.

Yeah newspaper was the best, especially if the top sheet they were wrapped in was page 3, the mind worked wonders as a kid walking home with the parcel from the chippy

As for cones, the chips at the bottom always end up soggy from the vinegar

Biased guides – well I bliddy never 🙀

Cold

If Korea attacked US warships I’d imagine it would be deemed an act of war and in that case Trump would  probably have the American public onside to launch more of an attack than a dozen cruise missiles. Personally I think it would be a good excuse for Trump to really flex the US’s muscles and show Kim once and for all what he’s dealing with.

Manure

Kim aint having much luck with his ballistic missiles, I can imagine him being the type who lights a rocket on bonfire night then it falls over before it goes off and shoots next doors moggy.