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Giant strides/Great strides

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I used to be woke at 4am prompt by my elder Sister every year.

My favourite present has to be my first bike,as for the worst,well there’s two and both were the same year,i got a stuffed foookin Koala bear from some family friends who had emigrated to Australia and an animal skin waistcoat from some Chinese family friends,foook knows what it was made from,probably Chihuahua or summat :shock:

Never really had a bad Christmas,well apart from the obligatory memories of peeps who aren’t around anymore :(

Funny moments usually used to centre around me Dad who had usually had a few drinks prior to sitting down to Christmas dinner,his fave party piece was to fall asleep at the table and then proceed to fall forward into his dinner,he’d wake up with a start,look at us all as if to say what you all lookin at,us all trying to keep our laughter in with him sat their with foookin gravy,stuffin and other bits of dinner stuck on his forehead,nose and chin,suffice to say the laughter wasn’t held in for long :lol:

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Predictable

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Windy :-

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@reason wrote:

There has to be lots of smutty chopper comments but i wont get ya thread deleted :wink:

I used to have a chopper btw :shock: :D

(….until it was surgically removed :lol: ……Ed)

Who the foooks Ed?? :?

Oh and the remark was tongue in cheek in the first place BTW,so a little bit wasted me thinks.

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@bon bon wrote:

don’t look at me that way !!!

Jeeze
how many 3 letter words are there 8)

I know a few four letter ones i could use right now. :D

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:evil: :?

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Lasagne :? 8-[ [-o< :wink:

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Jam

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that could only be compared to the smell of a morning dump the morning after being out on the town,drinking guinness and eating …..

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